Nicholas O’Keefe
@zerofucksboyd.bsky.social
2024 Detroit Burger Battle Celebrity Judge
I get a lot of anxiety that I’m going to flip the wrong lucky cigarette
February 12, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I get a lot of anxiety that I’m going to flip the wrong lucky cigarette
I think it’s stupid that humans stop growing. we should keep growing, like trees
January 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I think it’s stupid that humans stop growing. we should keep growing, like trees
REMINDER: enjoy these last few days. things are going to start to get very stupid again very soon, for a very long time
January 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
REMINDER: enjoy these last few days. things are going to start to get very stupid again very soon, for a very long time
the streets of Downtown Detroit have NEVER been this quiet
January 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
the streets of Downtown Detroit have NEVER been this quiet
you’re still on my towels, and my eye rolls and scowls
January 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
you’re still on my towels, and my eye rolls and scowls
at the age where i’m starting to see what my friends are going to look like as old people
January 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
at the age where i’m starting to see what my friends are going to look like as old people
I wanna throw up snakes
December 28, 2024 at 5:57 PM
I wanna throw up snakes
honestly it’s tough to give a shit when I’m getting great sleep
blanket statement true for everything ever. if I’m getting great sleep, everything else is fine who cares
blanket statement true for everything ever. if I’m getting great sleep, everything else is fine who cares
December 26, 2024 at 3:25 PM
honestly it’s tough to give a shit when I’m getting great sleep
blanket statement true for everything ever. if I’m getting great sleep, everything else is fine who cares
blanket statement true for everything ever. if I’m getting great sleep, everything else is fine who cares
I was kinda trying to be sober for a while but then I realized three drink Nick is the best Nick, so everyone can eat shit. a big bag of shit
December 26, 2024 at 5:02 AM
I was kinda trying to be sober for a while but then I realized three drink Nick is the best Nick, so everyone can eat shit. a big bag of shit
christmas is over everyone can eat shit, a big bag of shit
December 26, 2024 at 5:00 AM
christmas is over everyone can eat shit, a big bag of shit
drinking hella coffee, reading my high school copy of The Catcher in the Rye in bed, smoking mad cigarettes
life’s okay sometimes
life’s okay sometimes
December 23, 2024 at 8:01 PM
drinking hella coffee, reading my high school copy of The Catcher in the Rye in bed, smoking mad cigarettes
life’s okay sometimes
life’s okay sometimes
thought this was going to be the first year I would be exchanging christmas presents
having no real family means the holidays are typically tough, but having hope and then in a moment going back to the status quo is a real fucking son of a bitch
the real problem here is having hope #neveragain
having no real family means the holidays are typically tough, but having hope and then in a moment going back to the status quo is a real fucking son of a bitch
the real problem here is having hope #neveragain
December 12, 2024 at 10:38 PM
thought this was going to be the first year I would be exchanging christmas presents
having no real family means the holidays are typically tough, but having hope and then in a moment going back to the status quo is a real fucking son of a bitch
the real problem here is having hope #neveragain
having no real family means the holidays are typically tough, but having hope and then in a moment going back to the status quo is a real fucking son of a bitch
the real problem here is having hope #neveragain
“damn, look kinda sad!” - incredibly astute homeless man downtown
December 9, 2024 at 3:54 PM
“damn, look kinda sad!” - incredibly astute homeless man downtown
be brave. and if you can’t be brave, be quick
December 8, 2024 at 7:55 PM
be brave. and if you can’t be brave, be quick
the best thing about going through an absolutely devastating earth-shattering breakup is that I’ve lost close to 20 pounds in a month and it’s come from everywhere but my ass and my arms
living my slim thicc dreams 💜
living my slim thicc dreams 💜
December 8, 2024 at 7:38 PM
the best thing about going through an absolutely devastating earth-shattering breakup is that I’ve lost close to 20 pounds in a month and it’s come from everywhere but my ass and my arms
living my slim thicc dreams 💜
living my slim thicc dreams 💜
me: *buys tickets to a concert in May*
my brain: oh you’re feeling real optimistic huh?
my brain: oh you’re feeling real optimistic huh?
December 8, 2024 at 6:10 PM
me: *buys tickets to a concert in May*
my brain: oh you’re feeling real optimistic huh?
my brain: oh you’re feeling real optimistic huh?
responding “no YOU a mess!” every time I hear “UMS” on npr
December 5, 2024 at 3:42 AM
responding “no YOU a mess!” every time I hear “UMS” on npr
the serotonin release from playing organized tennis again is absolutely unmatched
December 5, 2024 at 3:33 AM
the serotonin release from playing organized tennis again is absolutely unmatched
TIL the walk home from Tangent Gallery is exactly 1 (one) Romance by Fontaines DC long. ain’t life some sweet poetry
December 4, 2024 at 6:04 AM
TIL the walk home from Tangent Gallery is exactly 1 (one) Romance by Fontaines DC long. ain’t life some sweet poetry
I will forever use wired headphones because
1) they are $5, and
2) people are very aware I have headphones in and do not try talking to me
1) they are $5, and
2) people are very aware I have headphones in and do not try talking to me
December 4, 2024 at 5:42 AM
I will forever use wired headphones because
1) they are $5, and
2) people are very aware I have headphones in and do not try talking to me
1) they are $5, and
2) people are very aware I have headphones in and do not try talking to me
my favorite part about Bluesky is that I liked a few skeets about gooning and now goon skeets are at least half my timeline
November 26, 2024 at 4:43 AM
my favorite part about Bluesky is that I liked a few skeets about gooning and now goon skeets are at least half my timeline
the itsy bitsy spider really is just the story of sisyphus for kids
November 25, 2024 at 6:27 PM
the itsy bitsy spider really is just the story of sisyphus for kids
if she’s not chewing her gum winking me at me, I don’t want it
November 23, 2024 at 6:45 PM
if she’s not chewing her gum winking me at me, I don’t want it
first drunk cig in 5 years, heavenly
November 23, 2024 at 4:38 AM
first drunk cig in 5 years, heavenly
I don’t understand why people drink things other than coffee water or beer. like what’s even the point
November 22, 2024 at 9:50 PM
I don’t understand why people drink things other than coffee water or beer. like what’s even the point