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Zee

@zerojanitor.bsky.social

760 followers 310 following 1.1K posts

AKA the chiptune musician ZeroJanitor. (they/them) Website: https://zerojanitor.neocities.org/ Commissions open! https://ko-fi.com/zerojanitor/commissions

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Zee @zerojanitor.bsky.social · 6h

i love it when the game i'm playing has no text walkthroughs so i have to skim through a 40-minute video looking for the one thing i missed (digging nails into palms) i love it so much

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Zee @zerojanitor.bsky.social · 8h

looking for jobs that fit my skill set and after careful deliberation i've decided to become a thermostat

Zee @zerojanitor.bsky.social · 1d

synth rack sounds like a cooler name for breast implants

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Zee @zerojanitor.bsky.social · 1d

if you turned a toddler into a gorilla for 30 seconds and then back i wonder what that would do to them psychologically

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foogle @iamfoogle.bsky.social · 1d

khurby #vgm #famitracker #kirby

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Zee @zerojanitor.bsky.social · 2d

when i played oot3d in like 2012 or whatever i got stuck in gerudo fortress for two hours because i could not for the life of me find the fourth carpenter and to this day the gerudo valley theme gives me a headache

Zee @zerojanitor.bsky.social · 2d

i think bluesky moderation is... bad... (red dot suddenly appears on my forehead)

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Zee @zerojanitor.bsky.social · 3d

Firefox right-click menu option that says "Open Link in New Fucking Tab".

Zee @zerojanitor.bsky.social · 3d

there's no rule against putting on your cuntiest outfit to go check the mail

Zee wearing a strapless black dress, fishnet top, eye shadow, and high heels checking their mail.

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Zee @zerojanitor.bsky.social · 3d

everything is working towards a biscuit equilibrium

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Zee @zerojanitor.bsky.social · 4d

lrb if anyone's worried about mass cartridge damage in Final Fantasy II or Dr. Mario Famicom carts, don't worry; there's only been two runs ever submitted to src that use this strat and they're both years old. It's not a very popular category.

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max @gaydragon.bsky.social · 4d

action/platformer speedruns: yea we have to do 100 frame perfect tricks to clip through all these sections and it's all skill based and precise practice and speed

old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING

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Zee @zerojanitor.bsky.social · 4d

for context: bsky.app/profile/zero...

Zee @zerojanitor.bsky.social · Aug 4

looking at the Garfield wiki, apparently there are only three female dogs in the entire franchise, none of whom are named

Brown dog with blue ribbon from Garfield and Friends.

Zee @zerojanitor.bsky.social · 4d

oh hey it's the only two female dogs in the entirety of Garfield and Friends

Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 4d

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Zee @zerojanitor.bsky.social · 4d

it could be even longer

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Mackey Shines @bobservo.bsky.social · 5d

video games are cooked until we get credits like this again

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Zee @zerojanitor.bsky.social · Sep 5

If you like chiptune and video game music, consider checking out my Bandcamp!

Everything is pay-what-you-want, even free downloads are appreciated! #BandcampFriday

ZeroJanitor

Hey I'm Zee and I make VG-inspired music and covers!

zerojanitor.bandcamp.com

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Zee @zerojanitor.bsky.social · 5d

maybe social media was a mistake

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Zee @zerojanitor.bsky.social · 5d

never realized how many songs in SSBM use that acid bass

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Zee @zerojanitor.bsky.social · 5d

i love buff orcane

Zee @zerojanitor.bsky.social · 6d

it used to be that Going Online™ was an event. you planned your day around it, you put on your good clothes and you got ice cream when you were done. but people kept getting ice cream on their good clothes so the CIA had to put a stop to it.

Zee @zerojanitor.bsky.social · 6d

As a musician, I've always wished I had a better ear for transcribing music. But at least I can take solace in knowing that I'm not as tone-deaf as Bluesky administration

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Emmy @tetrabunz.bsky.social · 7d

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Zee @zerojanitor.bsky.social · 7d

Lubba = i sleep
Lubba (girl) = real shit?

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Zee @zerojanitor.bsky.social · 8d

Gobi's Valley from Banjo-Kazooie in 8-bit! Sand! #chiptune #famitracker #banjokazooie

Banjo-Kazooie - Gobi's Valley [2A03]

YouTube video by ZeroJanitor

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