For the same reason that the local broadcast news does the exact same thing. The media is not on your side, they're perpetuating the outright lies coming from this administration. They're either idiots or complicit.

Morn's

The "mainstream media" is %100 complicit in this. It's disgusting.

Never watched a round of golf on TV where I could (and have) taken shots just like the pros. "Hey, I've missed a four footer just like that.", "Chipping from one side of the trap to the other?" Hit the ball in a hole so deep, all they can see is your hat? It's like they've been watching me golf.

Huh, turns out those 2nd amendment enthusiasts were just plain old racists this whole time.

I took the last adult urinal in the men's room, thus forcing an actual 6'10" NBA player to use the children's one.

Record volume? What, are we First CityWide Change Bank?

Conclave was not what I was expecting at all. From someone who regularly craps on the vast majority of recent films, this one stands out in that I genuinely enjoyed almost everybody in it. The acting is top shelf, the sets are amazing, and it's oddly not very religious. I'd recommend it.

I'm not good enough with words right now to express my sorrow.

Tom Brady is wildly overrated.
A hotdog is a sandwich.
Wow, that's a terrible haircut.
The moon landing was faked.
You don't look *that* old.
Hey baby, what's your sign?