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Zeuel
@zeuel.bsky.social
"When they go low, we go lower." Lawful evil shitposter. Probably should go to therapy instead. American empire enjoyer. Tranissary.
4tran calls it Iranmaxxing and they said its not "sociopathic", but "based" and "black pilled". XD
January 7, 2026 at 3:20 AM
The only thing that can stop an anti-trans Catholic militant with a gun is a pro-trans Shia militant with a gun. Oh geopolitics. XD
January 7, 2026 at 12:09 AM
As a secular trans woman seeing billionaire funded global anti-trans destroying trans rights gradually over time leaving 70s era HBS policy via theocracy as the eventual inevitable extant global alternative fills me with intense cynicism and a need to scream into the void.
January 6, 2026 at 9:42 AM
I really dislike the LGB-without-the-T types who stab us in the back on a daily basis and I feel like a purely defensive strategy is just a way to lose more slowly without a plan, but the only counter that has come to mind is le edgy Iran memes but that really can't be what 2026 politics is, is it?
January 4, 2026 at 7:33 PM
LGB-without-the-T types can be really smug with how they run TERF Island and the Trump administration, but they definitely seem to change their tune when you start talking about all the cool things Iran has done to help their transgender community. What tran hasn't been hit on by a Saudi? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
January 2, 2026 at 6:19 PM
My roommate said one of the things she is looking forward to most about weight loss from Ozembic is how her tiny little shenis will become a real gock. I told her she should get a fancy bow for it. Schlongerie if you will.
July 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Boom!! That’s how it’s done!! 🇲🇽 🇨🇦
February 2, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Oh great divine forces of the world, fate, and gravity, I don't ask for much but really really pretty pretty please! It would be so hilarious if you could do this one thing for all of us! XD

www.cnn.com/2025/01/29/b...
Elon Musk visits Boeing about delayed new Air Force One jets | CNN Business
Elon Musk used his new government efficiency role to stop by the operations of his competitor Boeing to look into the long-delayed efforts to renovate two 747 jets into the next generation of Air Forc...
www.cnn.com
February 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Whats it called when you are a Michigander that wants to dress in camo, shoot guns in the woods, and larp with politically like-minded friends but you think the governor is an absolute badass girlboss and would 100% vote for her in 2028 if she ran for president? @biggretchenwhitmer.bsky.social
February 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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a Peeping Don
February 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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February 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I started twice-a-day exercises. I am going to be a subject and not an object if this shit turns to chaos.
February 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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I saw this before the election but seeing it now makes it even more real
January 31, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Dickhead
February 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Starting up my Just Dance routine tonight. I need to do cardio so I can get a sick summer body or just in case I need to be able to outrun death squads. I want to be flexible just in case this year hands me a surprise somehow.
February 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Holy ****
January 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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January 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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January 31, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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New: A Boston federal judge has temporarily blocked prison officials from transferring a transgender woman to a men's facility and denying her access to gender-affirming care in accordance with an executive order issued by President Donald Trump. www.reuters.com/legal/us-jud...
US judge blocks transgender inmate's prison transfer under Trump order
A U.S. judge has temporarily blocked federal prison officials from transferring a transgender woman to a men's facility and denying her access to gender-affirming care in accordance with an executive order issued by President Donald Trump, her lawyers said on Thursday.
www.reuters.com
January 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
January 31, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Did assorted types of ethnic men stab women and LGBT people in the back for their own potential gain? Yes. Does that mean those assorted socially conservative ethnic groups deserve what is being done to them right now by the Trump administration? Also, yes. Go! Go! We want to forget you!
January 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Sums up Elon’s position pretty well.
December 28, 2024 at 2:25 PM
I am Team Steves all the way! Go MAGA defeat DOGE!
December 28, 2024 at 2:05 PM