My Patron Saint is St. Mick
@zevfern.bsky.social
Pro wrestling fan, Bionicle enthusiast, weeaboo in denial and fanfiction author.
Not a chance.
![Excerpt from an music exec talking about Michael Jackson working on the This is It shows:
"We went and met with Michael, and [director] Kenny [Ortega] said, 'Michael, you've got to stop. We've got an incredible show, we don't need any more vignettes.' Michael said, 'But Kenny, God channels this through me at night. I can't sleep because I'm so supercharged.' Kenny said, 'But Michael, we have to finish. Can't God take a vacation?' Without missing a beat, Michael said, 'You don't understand - if I'm not there to receive these ideas, God might give them to Prince.'"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qkwptvtdrtbxxjcfcnnmqmkp/bafkreibvrzrefmg632runmrzh5v4wrtp2wwyhz6psevll4w3oa6f7hnpa4@jpeg)
February 9, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Not a chance.
Marty isn't as evil as Vince but come on guys, you don't have to keep being friends with these guys, and certainly not taking pictures with them that could end up online (stares at John and Adam equally)
February 3, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Marty isn't as evil as Vince but come on guys, you don't have to keep being friends with these guys, and certainly not taking pictures with them that could end up online (stares at John and Adam equally)
Someone finally following in the footsteps of Stone Cold Steve Autism
January 30, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Someone finally following in the footsteps of Stone Cold Steve Autism
Hahahahahaha
January 16, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Hahahahahaha
We're really waiting on those two old fogies to come back? Come the fuck on Tony, push someone new 💀💀💀
January 15, 2026 at 2:44 AM
We're really waiting on those two old fogies to come back? Come the fuck on Tony, push someone new 💀💀💀
Maybe one or two people who follow me will get this
January 13, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Maybe one or two people who follow me will get this
Shipping Peebee and Jaal from Mass Effect Andromeda got me feeling like this
January 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Shipping Peebee and Jaal from Mass Effect Andromeda got me feeling like this
r/NFL is Deadlock pilled
January 8, 2026 at 6:12 AM
r/NFL is Deadlock pilled
MJF as world champion again?
December 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
MJF as world champion again?
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains.
December 28, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains.
I have the receipt
December 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I have the receipt
WWE fans rn:
December 14, 2025 at 7:20 AM
WWE fans rn:
Straight from the game's data mine. I'd say this is pretty accurate for Page during his crazed and murderous phase
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Straight from the game's data mine. I'd say this is pretty accurate for Page during his crazed and murderous phase
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh /j
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh /j
God fucking damn it
November 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
God fucking damn it