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Zev
@zevgood.bsky.social
Queer. Nerd. Jew. Novelist. Essayist. Husband. Casual baker. Barbra stan. Not Stephen King.
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes!

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January 6, 2026 at 6:54 PM
We don't talk enough about how Phoebe Cates fucking ATE as Princess Caraboo.
October 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Good morning.
October 4, 2025 at 12:48 PM
The Prowler (1981) is on Tubi and the white pumps are serving

Charisma
Uniqueness
Nerve and
Talent

hennies.

Also: we did not deserve Vicky Dawson.
August 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Oh, okay.

Fuck your birthday, then, I guess.
August 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Bought the no-chafe undies this time.
July 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Made savanyú káposzta—aka sauerkraut.

In a couple weeks, it will have stunk up the whole neighborhood and be delicious. 🙌
July 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I need y'all straight guys to stop wearing these fucking shoes with EVERYTHING so the algorithm will stop suggesting them to me.

Please.

I beg.
July 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Gays—the goddess Cleo Laine has left us.
Cleo Laine, Regarded as Britain’s Greatest Jazz Voice, Dies at 97
During a career that crossed the Atlantic, the contralto was considered Britain’s finest contribution to the quintessential American genre.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
July 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Reminder that summer in the American South isn't about the heat, it's about the humidity.
July 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I think a lot about that time Jane Fonda couldn't get her red carpet dress off, so she just slept in it.
July 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Watching The Studio, and it is *chef's kiss*

The only thing that would make it better is if Seth Rogen did the entire thing completely naked.

I said what I said.
July 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Genevieve O'Reilly didn't get an Emmy nomination for "Andor."

I'm calling the police.
July 16, 2025 at 11:08 AM
May the world treat you the way you treat all those indie authors whose books you never buy, even though you swear up and down that their stories matter.
#indieauthors
#authorsofbluesky
July 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
So, question for some of y'all on here:

why is it that you only allow yourselves to interact with self-published authors after you've posted a "Pick me!1!!" post begging them to post the links to their books?

Real answers only!1!! 😉
July 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Me, just having fun on Bluesky:
June 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Made #avocadotoast for lunch.
June 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Watching the Queen Mother AND Irene Sharaff's costumes.
June 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Multimillion dollar corporations on May 31 vs June 1.

#PrideMonth
June 1, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Ooops. I totally forgot I had a Bluesky account again.
May 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
If I send you this, it means you gon' listen to me next time, ain't you?
April 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The genie that lives in the empty Budweiser bottle you find in a ditch.
April 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Had avocado toast for breakfast.
March 31, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Me: *finds out there is a queer bookstore in the Atlanta metro*
Also Me: *thinks I might see if they would consider stocking my books*
Then Me: *checks out their inventory online*
Now Me:
March 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Started writing again, so I guess that means I'm true to this.
March 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM