zhae, a known citrus enjoyer
@zhae.gay
Geekish. Homo. Direct to a fault.
Tacoma-ish.
Tacoma-ish.
Gotta get that dolphin pussy jelly
February 5, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Gotta get that dolphin pussy jelly
Baby got them cakes
February 5, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Baby got them cakes
Is that a Hoid mousepad?
February 5, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Is that a Hoid mousepad?
Definition of dom-bottom/sub-top
February 5, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Definition of dom-bottom/sub-top
This animates like someone welded a spoon to a disc attached to a stand mixer. Stirring is not Like That.
February 5, 2026 at 4:13 AM
This animates like someone welded a spoon to a disc attached to a stand mixer. Stirring is not Like That.
Just post it without watching it.
February 5, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Just post it without watching it.
But "get him on the phone" is such a satisfying line
February 5, 2026 at 4:02 AM
But "get him on the phone" is such a satisfying line
Yeah that tank top is PERFECTLY fitted
February 5, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Yeah that tank top is PERFECTLY fitted
It really is convenient af. Not having to type in a PIN or trace a pattern where others are probably looking, is much more secure.
Just use Lockdown mode (Android, hold Power like you're going to turn it off) or disable biometrics temporarily if you're going to be somewhere dangerous.
Just use Lockdown mode (Android, hold Power like you're going to turn it off) or disable biometrics temporarily if you're going to be somewhere dangerous.
February 2, 2026 at 9:14 AM
It really is convenient af. Not having to type in a PIN or trace a pattern where others are probably looking, is much more secure.
Just use Lockdown mode (Android, hold Power like you're going to turn it off) or disable biometrics temporarily if you're going to be somewhere dangerous.
Just use Lockdown mode (Android, hold Power like you're going to turn it off) or disable biometrics temporarily if you're going to be somewhere dangerous.
I'm positive it's not that they think you're ugly, but the opposite: your face pic "confirms" to them that you're a bot or catfish.
February 1, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I'm positive it's not that they think you're ugly, but the opposite: your face pic "confirms" to them that you're a bot or catfish.
You're hot af and probably the only one who even notices them.
January 25, 2026 at 7:11 AM
You're hot af and probably the only one who even notices them.
Oh hell yeah, Distant Worlds! I can't wait till it comes back to Seattle
January 25, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Oh hell yeah, Distant Worlds! I can't wait till it comes back to Seattle
Ed O'Neil wishes he had that ass
January 23, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Ed O'Neil wishes he had that ass
I think Kelela is supposed to be Kamala.
January 21, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I think Kelela is supposed to be Kamala.
Black Pearl through Chest were one integrated(ish) story. Everything after that was just unrelated book adaptations crammed into the IP.
January 21, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Black Pearl through Chest were one integrated(ish) story. Everything after that was just unrelated book adaptations crammed into the IP.
Muppet Treasure Island. Seriously.
January 21, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Muppet Treasure Island. Seriously.
Shinji should be greyed out.
It's not like he's gonna get in the godsdamned Eva anyway.
It's not like he's gonna get in the godsdamned Eva anyway.
January 21, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Shinji should be greyed out.
It's not like he's gonna get in the godsdamned Eva anyway.
It's not like he's gonna get in the godsdamned Eva anyway.
-Me, cycling anxieties as I'm trying to get to sleep. Every. Night.
January 21, 2026 at 10:50 PM
-Me, cycling anxieties as I'm trying to get to sleep. Every. Night.
Find dudes to hook up with, or just like.. sail?
January 6, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Find dudes to hook up with, or just like.. sail?
"As brave as Jake Gyllenhaal bottoming with an ass full of beans."
January 2, 2026 at 10:43 AM
"As brave as Jake Gyllenhaal bottoming with an ass full of beans."
Happy new year, beautiful
January 2, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Happy new year, beautiful