Christian Thalmann
@zhalio.bsky.social
No late night shows? Honestly Colbert is the only form in which I can stomach news during Tr*mp times
September 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
No late night shows? Honestly Colbert is the only form in which I can stomach news during Tr*mp times
At least the font doesn’t change to Times New Roman halfway through a sentence
July 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
At least the font doesn’t change to Times New Roman halfway through a sentence
— This stick is one parsec long.
— That is a *nice* stick!
— That is a *nice* stick!
June 26, 2025 at 11:20 AM
— This stick is one parsec long.
— That is a *nice* stick!
— That is a *nice* stick!
That dust cloud is so Fomalhaut b coded…
June 24, 2025 at 6:16 AM
That dust cloud is so Fomalhaut b coded…
Best of luck getting this greenlighted! If you end up needing a conlanger to make alien languages and writing systems for the show, I’d be happy to serve. 🤓
June 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Best of luck getting this greenlighted! If you end up needing a conlanger to make alien languages and writing systems for the show, I’d be happy to serve. 🤓
I was surprised the answer came out in an SI unit and was going to joke about how I expected an answer in Standard Tractors or something. Then I remembered Horsepower is an actual thing.
May 28, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I was surprised the answer came out in an SI unit and was going to joke about how I expected an answer in Standard Tractors or something. Then I remembered Horsepower is an actual thing.
How would you figure out which law to apply if jurisdictions didn’t have geographical delimitations?
May 6, 2025 at 10:21 AM
How would you figure out which law to apply if jurisdictions didn’t have geographical delimitations?
Oh well.
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March 12, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Oh well.
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What does that make me? Khalakka?
Wordle 1’361 2/6
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March 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
What does that make me? Khalakka?
Wordle 1’361 2/6
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Do they consider celery to have taste though?
February 8, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Do they consider celery to have taste though?
Celery is bursting with flavor. Unlike cherries and pomegranates — now *those* are utterly flavorless.
January 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Celery is bursting with flavor. Unlike cherries and pomegranates — now *those* are utterly flavorless.
Whenever my students give me a spring constant in kg s^–2, I tell them I’m 1.9 J/N tall…
January 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Whenever my students give me a spring constant in kg s^–2, I tell them I’m 1.9 J/N tall…
…Dathorki, a mash-up of Arabic and Spanish… 🤭
January 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
…Dathorki, a mash-up of Arabic and Spanish… 🤭
You do! It’s super pretty. Are those calligraphically joined letters or complex syllable glyphs? Do you have a font?
January 2, 2025 at 8:36 AM
You do! It’s super pretty. Are those calligraphically joined letters or complex syllable glyphs? Do you have a font?