First light screen shows Fat Orange Man as comic character, staring to sunrise with muscle chest and perfect hair.
Next light screen shows Fat Orange Man as 300 lbs of steaming gelatin, collected by loose sweatpants…
How many light screens are there?
…
How many Fat Orange Men are there?!!
Next light screen shows Fat Orange Man as 300 lbs of steaming gelatin, collected by loose sweatpants…
How many light screens are there?
…
How many Fat Orange Men are there?!!
September 1, 2025 at 12:57 PM
First light screen shows Fat Orange Man as comic character, staring to sunrise with muscle chest and perfect hair.
Next light screen shows Fat Orange Man as 300 lbs of steaming gelatin, collected by loose sweatpants…
How many light screens are there?
…
How many Fat Orange Men are there?!!
Next light screen shows Fat Orange Man as 300 lbs of steaming gelatin, collected by loose sweatpants…
How many light screens are there?
…
How many Fat Orange Men are there?!!
Fat Orange Man shows a Big Red Spot on the back of his hand.
This is an ill omen.
I, Zhang Zongchang, showed a Big Red Spot in the center of my chest, right before I died.
…
"No Good!"
This is an ill omen.
I, Zhang Zongchang, showed a Big Red Spot in the center of my chest, right before I died.
…
"No Good!"
August 28, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Fat Orange Man shows a Big Red Spot on the back of his hand.
This is an ill omen.
I, Zhang Zongchang, showed a Big Red Spot in the center of my chest, right before I died.
…
"No Good!"
This is an ill omen.
I, Zhang Zongchang, showed a Big Red Spot in the center of my chest, right before I died.
…
"No Good!"
In Texas Province, Fat Orange Party arrested opposition person for not smearing ink on paper sheet.
This made-up crime is pretty good…
In 1933, Toothbrush Mustache Party arrested opposition for wanting to enter Assembly.
Now — opposition are arrested for wanting to leave (!!)
This made-up crime is pretty good…
In 1933, Toothbrush Mustache Party arrested opposition for wanting to enter Assembly.
Now — opposition are arrested for wanting to leave (!!)
August 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
In Texas Province, Fat Orange Party arrested opposition person for not smearing ink on paper sheet.
This made-up crime is pretty good…
In 1933, Toothbrush Mustache Party arrested opposition for wanting to enter Assembly.
Now — opposition are arrested for wanting to leave (!!)
This made-up crime is pretty good…
In 1933, Toothbrush Mustache Party arrested opposition for wanting to enter Assembly.
Now — opposition are arrested for wanting to leave (!!)
Fat Orange Man sent Terror Police to arrest audience for political speech in CA Province.
He copied Toothbrush Mustache Person, who sent Storm Division to arrest "socialists" in 1933.
But Toothbrush copied ME — when I shot "socialist" newsman in 1927!
Fat Orange Man is a copycat — of a copycat (!)
He copied Toothbrush Mustache Person, who sent Storm Division to arrest "socialists" in 1933.
But Toothbrush copied ME — when I shot "socialist" newsman in 1927!
Fat Orange Man is a copycat — of a copycat (!)
August 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Fat Orange Man sent Terror Police to arrest audience for political speech in CA Province.
He copied Toothbrush Mustache Person, who sent Storm Division to arrest "socialists" in 1933.
But Toothbrush copied ME — when I shot "socialist" newsman in 1927!
Fat Orange Man is a copycat — of a copycat (!)
He copied Toothbrush Mustache Person, who sent Storm Division to arrest "socialists" in 1933.
But Toothbrush copied ME — when I shot "socialist" newsman in 1927!
Fat Orange Man is a copycat — of a copycat (!)
Fat Orange Man proclaimed that he will order thugs to police Columbia prefecture, complaining that crime rate there is too high…
We did not have police in Shandong.
Crime rate was zero — because there was no crime.
There were no laws!
We did not have police in Shandong.
Crime rate was zero — because there was no crime.
There were no laws!
August 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Fat Orange Man proclaimed that he will order thugs to police Columbia prefecture, complaining that crime rate there is too high…
We did not have police in Shandong.
Crime rate was zero — because there was no crime.
There were no laws!
We did not have police in Shandong.
Crime rate was zero — because there was no crime.
There were no laws!
Fat Orange Man ordered Fat Orange Party in Texas Province to cheat voters with crazy new district shapes, to rig election for National Assembly.
This is way too complicated.
A REAL warlord, like myself, would hold normal election — then declare victory by 99-points!
Fat Orange Man is an amateur.
This is way too complicated.
A REAL warlord, like myself, would hold normal election — then declare victory by 99-points!
Fat Orange Man is an amateur.
August 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Fat Orange Man ordered Fat Orange Party in Texas Province to cheat voters with crazy new district shapes, to rig election for National Assembly.
This is way too complicated.
A REAL warlord, like myself, would hold normal election — then declare victory by 99-points!
Fat Orange Man is an amateur.
This is way too complicated.
A REAL warlord, like myself, would hold normal election — then declare victory by 99-points!
Fat Orange Man is an amateur.
I once wrote a poem:
Someone asks me how many women I have
I really don't know either
Yesterday a boy called me "dad"
I don't know who the mother is.
…
Hookers called me the General "with three long legs", back in the day.
But even I never raped teenagers the way Fat Orange Man has…
Someone asks me how many women I have
I really don't know either
Yesterday a boy called me "dad"
I don't know who the mother is.
…
Hookers called me the General "with three long legs", back in the day.
But even I never raped teenagers the way Fat Orange Man has…
July 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I once wrote a poem:
Someone asks me how many women I have
I really don't know either
Yesterday a boy called me "dad"
I don't know who the mother is.
…
Hookers called me the General "with three long legs", back in the day.
But even I never raped teenagers the way Fat Orange Man has…
Someone asks me how many women I have
I really don't know either
Yesterday a boy called me "dad"
I don't know who the mother is.
…
Hookers called me the General "with three long legs", back in the day.
But even I never raped teenagers the way Fat Orange Man has…
Fat Orange Man is using DermaBlend to cover chronic bruising on his hands.
Which he probably got from an IV port.
Fat Orange Man's eyes are always yellow and bloodshot, and his ankles are swollen.
Even Shandong doctors from 1925 know the man is living on borrowed time.
Lucky guy…
Which he probably got from an IV port.
Fat Orange Man's eyes are always yellow and bloodshot, and his ankles are swollen.
Even Shandong doctors from 1925 know the man is living on borrowed time.
Lucky guy…
July 16, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Fat Orange Man is using DermaBlend to cover chronic bruising on his hands.
Which he probably got from an IV port.
Fat Orange Man's eyes are always yellow and bloodshot, and his ankles are swollen.
Even Shandong doctors from 1925 know the man is living on borrowed time.
Lucky guy…
Which he probably got from an IV port.
Fat Orange Man's eyes are always yellow and bloodshot, and his ankles are swollen.
Even Shandong doctors from 1925 know the man is living on borrowed time.
Lucky guy…
Everyone writes in 2025 — or makes videos.
Whatever "videos" are.
So there are records of *everything* about Fat Orange Man.
…
I had no records.
Because no one wrote in 1925.
I didn't even know how to write!
Whatever "videos" are.
So there are records of *everything* about Fat Orange Man.
…
I had no records.
Because no one wrote in 1925.
I didn't even know how to write!
July 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Everyone writes in 2025 — or makes videos.
Whatever "videos" are.
So there are records of *everything* about Fat Orange Man.
…
I had no records.
Because no one wrote in 1925.
I didn't even know how to write!
Whatever "videos" are.
So there are records of *everything* about Fat Orange Man.
…
I had no records.
Because no one wrote in 1925.
I didn't even know how to write!
Fat Orange Party gave stolen peasant health care to rich people, in National Assembly last night…
Bravo!
This could be better, only if Fat Orange Party gave everything to me!
Bravo!
This could be better, only if Fat Orange Party gave everything to me!
July 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Fat Orange Party gave stolen peasant health care to rich people, in National Assembly last night…
Bravo!
This could be better, only if Fat Orange Party gave everything to me!
Bravo!
This could be better, only if Fat Orange Party gave everything to me!
Fat Orange Man starts war in Ayatollah-land to distract peasants from Fat Orange Party stealing health care.
Then, Fat Orange Man wants peace.
Next, he wants "regime change".
He doesn't know what he wants.
But even Zhang Zongchang knows that once you start a war, you can't "un-start" it!
Then, Fat Orange Man wants peace.
Next, he wants "regime change".
He doesn't know what he wants.
But even Zhang Zongchang knows that once you start a war, you can't "un-start" it!
June 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Fat Orange Man starts war in Ayatollah-land to distract peasants from Fat Orange Party stealing health care.
Then, Fat Orange Man wants peace.
Next, he wants "regime change".
He doesn't know what he wants.
But even Zhang Zongchang knows that once you start a war, you can't "un-start" it!
Then, Fat Orange Man wants peace.
Next, he wants "regime change".
He doesn't know what he wants.
But even Zhang Zongchang knows that once you start a war, you can't "un-start" it!
Fat Orange Man sent Fat Orange Terror Squad to New York Prefecture to arrest magistrate at Immigration Court…
…to distract peasants from Fat Orange Party stealing peasants health care.
In Shandong, we used lynch mobs to "deport" undesirables to Zhili.
They didn't have badges —
They had pitchforks!
…to distract peasants from Fat Orange Party stealing peasants health care.
In Shandong, we used lynch mobs to "deport" undesirables to Zhili.
They didn't have badges —
They had pitchforks!
June 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Fat Orange Man sent Fat Orange Terror Squad to New York Prefecture to arrest magistrate at Immigration Court…
…to distract peasants from Fat Orange Party stealing peasants health care.
In Shandong, we used lynch mobs to "deport" undesirables to Zhili.
They didn't have badges —
They had pitchforks!
…to distract peasants from Fat Orange Party stealing peasants health care.
In Shandong, we used lynch mobs to "deport" undesirables to Zhili.
They didn't have badges —
They had pitchforks!
Fat Orange Man sends army to L.A. Prefecture as cast in TV show, to distract peasants from Fat Orange Man Party stealing health care…
Script even features lackey threatening to arrest governor —
Ha!
Fat Orange Man is a showman, a criminal mastermind and a Great Dictator —
…
Almost as great as me!
Script even features lackey threatening to arrest governor —
Ha!
Fat Orange Man is a showman, a criminal mastermind and a Great Dictator —
…
Almost as great as me!
June 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Fat Orange Man sends army to L.A. Prefecture as cast in TV show, to distract peasants from Fat Orange Man Party stealing health care…
Script even features lackey threatening to arrest governor —
Ha!
Fat Orange Man is a showman, a criminal mastermind and a Great Dictator —
…
Almost as great as me!
Script even features lackey threatening to arrest governor —
Ha!
Fat Orange Man is a showman, a criminal mastermind and a Great Dictator —
…
Almost as great as me!
Fat Orange Man Party passed oligarch law to steal health care from voters, knowing voters would not care because they call it the "Big Beautiful Bill".
…
Why didn't I think of that?!
I called my 1927 law to bankrupt Shangdong schools the "Steal Your Kids Futures Act" —
And the peasantry revolted!
…
Why didn't I think of that?!
I called my 1927 law to bankrupt Shangdong schools the "Steal Your Kids Futures Act" —
And the peasantry revolted!
June 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Fat Orange Man Party passed oligarch law to steal health care from voters, knowing voters would not care because they call it the "Big Beautiful Bill".
…
Why didn't I think of that?!
I called my 1927 law to bankrupt Shangdong schools the "Steal Your Kids Futures Act" —
And the peasantry revolted!
…
Why didn't I think of that?!
I called my 1927 law to bankrupt Shangdong schools the "Steal Your Kids Futures Act" —
And the peasantry revolted!
Some say
After the destruction of allies, control comes easily.
Fat Orange Man Party controlled Party of Opportunistic Liars
after destroying their media allies…
KMT also controlled Fengtian, after Kwantung destroyed Zhang Zuolin (and his train!)
They controlled Fengtian, but not Zhang Zongchang!
After the destruction of allies, control comes easily.
Fat Orange Man Party controlled Party of Opportunistic Liars
after destroying their media allies…
KMT also controlled Fengtian, after Kwantung destroyed Zhang Zuolin (and his train!)
They controlled Fengtian, but not Zhang Zongchang!
May 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Some say
After the destruction of allies, control comes easily.
Fat Orange Man Party controlled Party of Opportunistic Liars
after destroying their media allies…
KMT also controlled Fengtian, after Kwantung destroyed Zhang Zuolin (and his train!)
They controlled Fengtian, but not Zhang Zongchang!
After the destruction of allies, control comes easily.
Fat Orange Man Party controlled Party of Opportunistic Liars
after destroying their media allies…
KMT also controlled Fengtian, after Kwantung destroyed Zhang Zuolin (and his train!)
They controlled Fengtian, but not Zhang Zongchang!
Fat Orange Man lists imaginary coin on stock market
To exchange for real money…
Genius!
Investors will buy until
Fat Orange Man and Fat Helpers own every asset.
Then, worker peasants will have nothing left to own —
But their imaginations!
To exchange for real money…
Genius!
Investors will buy until
Fat Orange Man and Fat Helpers own every asset.
Then, worker peasants will have nothing left to own —
But their imaginations!
May 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Fat Orange Man lists imaginary coin on stock market
To exchange for real money…
Genius!
Investors will buy until
Fat Orange Man and Fat Helpers own every asset.
Then, worker peasants will have nothing left to own —
But their imaginations!
To exchange for real money…
Genius!
Investors will buy until
Fat Orange Man and Fat Helpers own every asset.
Then, worker peasants will have nothing left to own —
But their imaginations!
Rich Arab buys public declaration in advance with bribe of flying machine to Fat Orange Man.
Nothing here is new.
Rich Japanese bought public declaration on Manchuria from Fengtian with bribe of biplane in 1925.
Zhang Zuolin offered to share, but I refused.
That plane was a piece of shit!
Nothing here is new.
Rich Japanese bought public declaration on Manchuria from Fengtian with bribe of biplane in 1925.
Zhang Zuolin offered to share, but I refused.
That plane was a piece of shit!
May 12, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Rich Arab buys public declaration in advance with bribe of flying machine to Fat Orange Man.
Nothing here is new.
Rich Japanese bought public declaration on Manchuria from Fengtian with bribe of biplane in 1925.
Zhang Zuolin offered to share, but I refused.
That plane was a piece of shit!
Nothing here is new.
Rich Japanese bought public declaration on Manchuria from Fengtian with bribe of biplane in 1925.
Zhang Zuolin offered to share, but I refused.
That plane was a piece of shit!
Fat Orange Man invents untraceable fake money coin
For clients to pay bribes.
He thinks he's smart.
Back in Shandong,
Clients who bribed bought cups of untraceable dirt from sand pit.
Paid in cash!
…
I was first!!!
For clients to pay bribes.
He thinks he's smart.
Back in Shandong,
Clients who bribed bought cups of untraceable dirt from sand pit.
Paid in cash!
…
I was first!!!
May 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Fat Orange Man invents untraceable fake money coin
For clients to pay bribes.
He thinks he's smart.
Back in Shandong,
Clients who bribed bought cups of untraceable dirt from sand pit.
Paid in cash!
…
I was first!!!
For clients to pay bribes.
He thinks he's smart.
Back in Shandong,
Clients who bribed bought cups of untraceable dirt from sand pit.
Paid in cash!
…
I was first!!!
He lies.
The rest of us had to use force.
…
It's not fair!
The rest of us had to use force.
…
It's not fair!
April 30, 2025 at 12:36 PM
He lies.
The rest of us had to use force.
…
It's not fair!
The rest of us had to use force.
…
It's not fair!
Fat Orange Man invites foreign drug addict to steal secrets…
He insults ally president on TV, fires own government, rents concentration camp for enemies, and wrecks economy…
All in three months.
…
Newswoman asks voters why they vote for Fat Orange Man.
They say they do not know…
They are stupid.
He insults ally president on TV, fires own government, rents concentration camp for enemies, and wrecks economy…
All in three months.
…
Newswoman asks voters why they vote for Fat Orange Man.
They say they do not know…
They are stupid.
April 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Fat Orange Man invites foreign drug addict to steal secrets…
He insults ally president on TV, fires own government, rents concentration camp for enemies, and wrecks economy…
All in three months.
…
Newswoman asks voters why they vote for Fat Orange Man.
They say they do not know…
They are stupid.
He insults ally president on TV, fires own government, rents concentration camp for enemies, and wrecks economy…
All in three months.
…
Newswoman asks voters why they vote for Fat Orange Man.
They say they do not know…
They are stupid.
Fat Orange Man
Belches stinky lies
Like fumes.
All who breathe stinky lie fumes
Do what Fat Orange Man says.
What does Fat Orange Man eat?
I will eat what he eats.
Then I will stinky belch!
I will stinky belch everywhere.
I will stinky belch in Fat Orange Man's face…
Then he will do what I say!
Belches stinky lies
Like fumes.
All who breathe stinky lie fumes
Do what Fat Orange Man says.
What does Fat Orange Man eat?
I will eat what he eats.
Then I will stinky belch!
I will stinky belch everywhere.
I will stinky belch in Fat Orange Man's face…
Then he will do what I say!
April 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Fat Orange Man
Belches stinky lies
Like fumes.
All who breathe stinky lie fumes
Do what Fat Orange Man says.
What does Fat Orange Man eat?
I will eat what he eats.
Then I will stinky belch!
I will stinky belch everywhere.
I will stinky belch in Fat Orange Man's face…
Then he will do what I say!
Belches stinky lies
Like fumes.
All who breathe stinky lie fumes
Do what Fat Orange Man says.
What does Fat Orange Man eat?
I will eat what he eats.
Then I will stinky belch!
I will stinky belch everywhere.
I will stinky belch in Fat Orange Man's face…
Then he will do what I say!
Fat Orange Man
Kidnaps men with tattoos.
Makes them disappear.
He is a magician!
Fat Orange Man
Tariffs imports from…
All territories in encyclopedia.
Makes a big show.
He is an entertainer!
Fat Orange Man
Uses wrong math formula for tariff rates*…
A mistake a child would make.
He is a child!
Kidnaps men with tattoos.
Makes them disappear.
He is a magician!
Fat Orange Man
Tariffs imports from…
All territories in encyclopedia.
Makes a big show.
He is an entertainer!
Fat Orange Man
Uses wrong math formula for tariff rates*…
A mistake a child would make.
He is a child!
April 7, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Fat Orange Man
Kidnaps men with tattoos.
Makes them disappear.
He is a magician!
Fat Orange Man
Tariffs imports from…
All territories in encyclopedia.
Makes a big show.
He is an entertainer!
Fat Orange Man
Uses wrong math formula for tariff rates*…
A mistake a child would make.
He is a child!
Kidnaps men with tattoos.
Makes them disappear.
He is a magician!
Fat Orange Man
Tariffs imports from…
All territories in encyclopedia.
Makes a big show.
He is an entertainer!
Fat Orange Man
Uses wrong math formula for tariff rates*…
A mistake a child would make.
He is a child!
Why did generals use telephone for war meeting —
So enemy could listen?
So newsman could report??
Our war meetings were open.
Outdoors.
We never worried about security…
We just shot anyone close enough to overhear!
So enemy could listen?
So newsman could report??
Our war meetings were open.
Outdoors.
We never worried about security…
We just shot anyone close enough to overhear!
March 31, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Why did generals use telephone for war meeting —
So enemy could listen?
So newsman could report??
Our war meetings were open.
Outdoors.
We never worried about security…
We just shot anyone close enough to overhear!
So enemy could listen?
So newsman could report??
Our war meetings were open.
Outdoors.
We never worried about security…
We just shot anyone close enough to overhear!
We also had private prisons in Shandong.
They were for enemies.
Or people who looked like they'd be fun to imprison.
Why does Fat Orange Man use foreign prisons?
He should imprison enemies nearby.
In public.
For everyone to look at!
Hahahahahahaha!
They were for enemies.
Or people who looked like they'd be fun to imprison.
Why does Fat Orange Man use foreign prisons?
He should imprison enemies nearby.
In public.
For everyone to look at!
Hahahahahahaha!
March 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
We also had private prisons in Shandong.
They were for enemies.
Or people who looked like they'd be fun to imprison.
Why does Fat Orange Man use foreign prisons?
He should imprison enemies nearby.
In public.
For everyone to look at!
Hahahahahahaha!
They were for enemies.
Or people who looked like they'd be fun to imprison.
Why does Fat Orange Man use foreign prisons?
He should imprison enemies nearby.
In public.
For everyone to look at!
Hahahahahahaha!
Kings rule by decree.
Warlords rule by decree.
Presidents rule by decree.
We are all the same.
Judges do not rule by decree.
They rule by OUR decree!
Or we will bombard them with cannons…
And also their moms!
Warlords rule by decree.
Presidents rule by decree.
We are all the same.
Judges do not rule by decree.
They rule by OUR decree!
Or we will bombard them with cannons…
And also their moms!
March 17, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Kings rule by decree.
Warlords rule by decree.
Presidents rule by decree.
We are all the same.
Judges do not rule by decree.
They rule by OUR decree!
Or we will bombard them with cannons…
And also their moms!
Warlords rule by decree.
Presidents rule by decree.
We are all the same.
Judges do not rule by decree.
They rule by OUR decree!
Or we will bombard them with cannons…
And also their moms!