ZJ Holman
zhol.bsky.social
ZJ Holman
@zhol.bsky.social
Pronounced zeeg.

He/him/they/them

Writer, artist.

Writing multiple stories concurrently under the business name Chaos Theory Entertainment.

My mature stories pen name: bjinahuff.bsky.social
Almost a full year in office and he's spent it all trying to start a recession.
January 17, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I'll raise an anvil above his head but that's all the physical rise he's getting from me.
January 16, 2026 at 7:12 PM
If they keep doing this and shooting people, I'm fairly certain it's going to work.
January 16, 2026 at 2:31 PM
I internally made his groaning sound when I saw the typo.
a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it
Alt: Sideshow Bob stepping on a rake.
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I'm might have to try this. Both for fun and on these guys.
January 16, 2026 at 3:11 AM
He doesn't want reason, he wants control. And he's not going to get it.
January 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Unsurprising.
January 11, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I figured, but it was tempting for a few seconds.
January 10, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Tempting but that's still borrowing from his book. If he thinks it's a good idea, something is wrong.
January 10, 2026 at 12:15 AM
He turned from military force to his pathetic payoff for succession plan. He's now just having a hissy fit because he's not getting his way. I'm hoping this means that any amount of real pushback will keep him from taking action.
January 10, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I want that for everyone everywhere.
January 9, 2026 at 12:32 AM
For a bit of dark humor.
January 9, 2026 at 12:30 AM
ICE is going to piss enough people off, the U.S. will be lucky to avoid a civil war. I really don't want that but they are now pushing past what people are going to let continue to happen.
January 8, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Somehow people can't fathom that when it's ankle deep water.
January 8, 2026 at 1:19 PM
If it was only people, this would absolutely be relevant. Unfortunately, guns and missiles are a thing. But man I wish it was as simple as that.
January 8, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Best day in the history of fast food.
January 7, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Unfortunately, we're stuck hoping European leaders intervene. I'm holding out hope that they will simply because of the location but this is going to be a disaster no matter which way it goes.
January 7, 2026 at 3:08 PM
That's still too many.
January 7, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Nothing against the women but that could be an easy out. Course, I don't get why anyone with decency still wants to be a part of this military.
January 6, 2026 at 9:59 PM
True. Overall, I'm just hoping it cows the U.S. into inaction.
January 6, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I doubt the administration in the U.S. will care that much about a written proclamation alone, if at all. In this age, coming together for a press conference as well would send a stronger message. Hopefully this puts a stop to that particular madness.
January 6, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Some people really do just hate to see others happy.
January 6, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Nice as the kidney stone thing would be, that ain't something that I'll ever do.
January 6, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I'd bite my tongue off.
January 5, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Anybody saying that is delusional. The only things they won't do is run the country properly and leave office so someone competent can be in charge.
January 4, 2026 at 10:00 PM