ZJ Holman
@zhol.bsky.social
Pronounced zeeg.
He/him/they/them
Writer, artist.
Writing multiple stories concurrently under the business name Chaos Theory Entertainment.
My mature stories pen name: bjinahuff.bsky.social
He/him/they/them
Writer, artist.
Writing multiple stories concurrently under the business name Chaos Theory Entertainment.
My mature stories pen name: bjinahuff.bsky.social
Or just hand over plain white paper and say it's whiteout.
January 1, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Or just hand over plain white paper and say it's whiteout.
Yeah, the way they go about it, may as well dip the paper in black ink.
January 1, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Yeah, the way they go about it, may as well dip the paper in black ink.
Think I'm a few seasons behind at this point. Haven't watched any of the Hulu reboot and have only seen random episodes of the season before that.
December 31, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Think I'm a few seasons behind at this point. Haven't watched any of the Hulu reboot and have only seen random episodes of the season before that.
Reminds me of Leela in Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs saying 'These aren't tentacles, they're gentacles'. 🤣
December 31, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Reminds me of Leela in Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs saying 'These aren't tentacles, they're gentacles'. 🤣
There needs to be a complete boycott of anything Israel grows or makes, globally. They need to be cut off from imports. And every member of the military and government needs to be arrested and imprisoned for life with no chance of parole.
The U.S., too, for funding them.
The U.S., too, for funding them.
December 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
There needs to be a complete boycott of anything Israel grows or makes, globally. They need to be cut off from imports. And every member of the military and government needs to be arrested and imprisoned for life with no chance of parole.
The U.S., too, for funding them.
The U.S., too, for funding them.
Everyone is pushing their luck.
December 29, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Everyone is pushing their luck.
I'm forever corrupted. I can't hear this song without thinking about this clip. Basically the description sung to the tune if you don't want to watch.
youtube.com/shorts/VsFi4...
youtube.com/shorts/VsFi4...
Sticking my d in rotisserie chickens
YouTube video by Spill The Tea
youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I'm forever corrupted. I can't hear this song without thinking about this clip. Basically the description sung to the tune if you don't want to watch.
youtube.com/shorts/VsFi4...
youtube.com/shorts/VsFi4...
Not completely but the presidential term is young yet.
December 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Not completely but the presidential term is young yet.
🎶She works hard for the money🎶
December 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
🎶She works hard for the money🎶
The original is truly better here (not that this is ever not the case).
The spine looking part that I'm guessing is part of it's nose, the little spines on the back of it's neck, the iguana-esqe loose skin in it's neck and the shape of it's beak. The rip-off is embarrassing in comparison.
The spine looking part that I'm guessing is part of it's nose, the little spines on the back of it's neck, the iguana-esqe loose skin in it's neck and the shape of it's beak. The rip-off is embarrassing in comparison.
December 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The original is truly better here (not that this is ever not the case).
The spine looking part that I'm guessing is part of it's nose, the little spines on the back of it's neck, the iguana-esqe loose skin in it's neck and the shape of it's beak. The rip-off is embarrassing in comparison.
The spine looking part that I'm guessing is part of it's nose, the little spines on the back of it's neck, the iguana-esqe loose skin in it's neck and the shape of it's beak. The rip-off is embarrassing in comparison.
2/2
indy animation I won't watch because it's only on a google platform.
I am not seeing enough alcohol to get me through living in this world with it's genocides, racism, sexism, whatever other bigotry, all while losing a big chunk of my go to joys. But damn if alcohol isn't where you'll find me.
indy animation I won't watch because it's only on a google platform.
I am not seeing enough alcohol to get me through living in this world with it's genocides, racism, sexism, whatever other bigotry, all while losing a big chunk of my go to joys. But damn if alcohol isn't where you'll find me.
December 22, 2025 at 12:38 PM
2/2
indy animation I won't watch because it's only on a google platform.
I am not seeing enough alcohol to get me through living in this world with it's genocides, racism, sexism, whatever other bigotry, all while losing a big chunk of my go to joys. But damn if alcohol isn't where you'll find me.
indy animation I won't watch because it's only on a google platform.
I am not seeing enough alcohol to get me through living in this world with it's genocides, racism, sexism, whatever other bigotry, all while losing a big chunk of my go to joys. But damn if alcohol isn't where you'll find me.
Seeing as some parents will have the tv 'watch' and 'raise' their kids, this was probably bound to happen. Still sickening.
December 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Seeing as some parents will have the tv 'watch' and 'raise' their kids, this was probably bound to happen. Still sickening.
Santa did this the correct way. Also, notice the rich parents didn't get their kid anything.
December 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Santa did this the correct way. Also, notice the rich parents didn't get their kid anything.
It looks like a quilt somebody turned into a robe.
December 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It looks like a quilt somebody turned into a robe.
And the people who voted for them won't say a single word, just because it's foreign kids. Party of family values my ass. I can't wish enough bad things to happen to these people.
December 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
And the people who voted for them won't say a single word, just because it's foreign kids. Party of family values my ass. I can't wish enough bad things to happen to these people.
Those sweaters need to be real. Or at least on shirts.
December 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Those sweaters need to be real. Or at least on shirts.
Who could have predicted this?
December 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Who could have predicted this?
That poor scarf is fighting a losing battle.
December 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
That poor scarf is fighting a losing battle.
I'm assuming Maria was using herself as live bait. What was she trying to catch?
December 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I'm assuming Maria was using herself as live bait. What was she trying to catch?