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2026 is the year I switch to "that's so real bestie" as a way to get out of a Jeopardy! contestant interview.
January 1, 2026 at 8:19 PM
2026 is the year I switch to "that's so real bestie" as a way to get out of a Jeopardy! contestant interview.
Ranking every movie I saw in the theater during December 2025:
Zootopia 2
Wicked: For Good
The Housemaid
Marty Supreme
Ella Mckay
Zootopia 2
Wicked: For Good
The Housemaid
Marty Supreme
Ella Mckay
January 1, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Ranking every movie I saw in the theater during December 2025:
Zootopia 2
Wicked: For Good
The Housemaid
Marty Supreme
Ella Mckay
Zootopia 2
Wicked: For Good
The Housemaid
Marty Supreme
Ella Mckay
Ken Jennings responded to a comment I made on social media. This brings the number of Jeopardy! hosts I've interacted with in my life to 2.
December 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Ken Jennings responded to a comment I made on social media. This brings the number of Jeopardy! hosts I've interacted with in my life to 2.
I'm not in the business of deciding who is worthy of life or death . . . but if I were, people - especially men - who refuse to wear a hat no matter how cold it gets because they don't want to mess up their hair are high on my "worthy of death" list.
December 16, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I'm not in the business of deciding who is worthy of life or death . . . but if I were, people - especially men - who refuse to wear a hat no matter how cold it gets because they don't want to mess up their hair are high on my "worthy of death" list.
The weather where I live was below zero degrees fahrenheit and some dude was out jogging in it. I thought there must be some emergency situation because why would anyone do that?
December 15, 2025 at 6:08 AM
The weather where I live was below zero degrees fahrenheit and some dude was out jogging in it. I thought there must be some emergency situation because why would anyone do that?
A shortlist of contenders for the next Golden Raspberry Award based solely on movies I saw this year which are terrible: The Room Next Door, Armand, Jane Austen Wrecked My Life, The Bad Guys 2, Looking Through Water, Eddington, Ella Mckay.
December 14, 2025 at 6:29 AM
A shortlist of contenders for the next Golden Raspberry Award based solely on movies I saw this year which are terrible: The Room Next Door, Armand, Jane Austen Wrecked My Life, The Bad Guys 2, Looking Through Water, Eddington, Ella Mckay.
For like 80 years there was such an unquestionable consensus that murdering millions of people in concentration camps was a bad thing to have done but in the year 2025 the idea that maybe it wasn't such a bad thing after all is creeping into the overton window. Sigh.
December 13, 2025 at 8:58 AM
For like 80 years there was such an unquestionable consensus that murdering millions of people in concentration camps was a bad thing to have done but in the year 2025 the idea that maybe it wasn't such a bad thing after all is creeping into the overton window. Sigh.
Life is short. Run around in costumes, eat candy, be happy.
December 12, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Life is short. Run around in costumes, eat candy, be happy.
This 7-Eleven 50% off sale is going to kill me.
December 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
This 7-Eleven 50% off sale is going to kill me.
Blase attitudes about our impending deaths run in my family I guess. But theoretically life is for the living so if drinking Pepsi brings you joy, do it even if it kills you.
December 10, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Blase attitudes about our impending deaths run in my family I guess. But theoretically life is for the living so if drinking Pepsi brings you joy, do it even if it kills you.
I told my bf that whenever anyone asks him about how I'm doing, from now on he should tell them: "He's thriving and the complete embodiment of spiritual enlightenment and mental health."
December 9, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I told my bf that whenever anyone asks him about how I'm doing, from now on he should tell them: "He's thriving and the complete embodiment of spiritual enlightenment and mental health."
One time my bf and I were googling videos of baby animals - baby goats, baby monkeys, etc. - because we wanted to watch cute videos but then we did a search for baby zebra and it was this young zebra getting ripped apart by lions. I feel like there was some important lesson learned.
December 8, 2025 at 7:34 AM
One time my bf and I were googling videos of baby animals - baby goats, baby monkeys, etc. - because we wanted to watch cute videos but then we did a search for baby zebra and it was this young zebra getting ripped apart by lions. I feel like there was some important lesson learned.
If you live in northern Illinois, you're not allowed to say winter is your favorite season unless you own a snow-shoveling business or something like that. Some annoying fucking people here say "I love snow" and I'm like good for you being privileged enough to afford that ridiculous perspective.
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
If you live in northern Illinois, you're not allowed to say winter is your favorite season unless you own a snow-shoveling business or something like that. Some annoying fucking people here say "I love snow" and I'm like good for you being privileged enough to afford that ridiculous perspective.
Just when I feel like my soul couldn't get any more dead, people have to start talking nonstop about the major league football game tomorrow between the Chicago and Wisconsin franchises. Events held outdoors in Chicago winter that cost $800 per ticket . . . What mental illness is this?
December 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Just when I feel like my soul couldn't get any more dead, people have to start talking nonstop about the major league football game tomorrow between the Chicago and Wisconsin franchises. Events held outdoors in Chicago winter that cost $800 per ticket . . . What mental illness is this?
I love love LOVE when someone answers a question that's not yes or no as if it were. I'm like, "Is this X or is it Y?" And she goes, "Yes that's correct." Lol.
December 5, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I love love LOVE when someone answers a question that's not yes or no as if it were. I'm like, "Is this X or is it Y?" And she goes, "Yes that's correct." Lol.
The church choir is singing a song called "Climb To The Top Of Every Mountain" which is really beautiful and everything, but I'm just like why not be content with admiring some mountaintops from afar?
December 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The church choir is singing a song called "Climb To The Top Of Every Mountain" which is really beautiful and everything, but I'm just like why not be content with admiring some mountaintops from afar?
So then I was like, "Were they able to get that plastic Squidward figurine dislodged from your rectum?" But some people always take my jokes the wrong way.
December 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
So then I was like, "Were they able to get that plastic Squidward figurine dislodged from your rectum?" But some people always take my jokes the wrong way.
It's difficult to believe that in the year 2025, certain things still exist: network television, late-night talk shows, cars that don't drive themselves, etc.
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
It's difficult to believe that in the year 2025, certain things still exist: network television, late-night talk shows, cars that don't drive themselves, etc.
It's gross but with everything going on in the world, spontaneous puking seems reasonable somehow. That's me making sense of an unhappy situation by being irreverent and finding humor.
December 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
It's gross but with everything going on in the world, spontaneous puking seems reasonable somehow. That's me making sense of an unhappy situation by being irreverent and finding humor.
Ranking every movie I saw in the theater during November, I've been busy:
Bugonia
Stitch Head
Self Help
Bugonia
Stitch Head
Self Help
December 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Ranking every movie I saw in the theater during November, I've been busy:
Bugonia
Stitch Head
Self Help
Bugonia
Stitch Head
Self Help
Ranking every movie I saw in the theater during October:
Kiss Of The Spiderwoman
Tron Ares
Good Fortune
Roofman
Dream Eater
Kiss Of The Spiderwoman
Tron Ares
Good Fortune
Roofman
Dream Eater
November 1, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Ranking every movie I saw in the theater during October:
Kiss Of The Spiderwoman
Tron Ares
Good Fortune
Roofman
Dream Eater
Kiss Of The Spiderwoman
Tron Ares
Good Fortune
Roofman
Dream Eater
Ranking every movie I saw in the theater during September, and this was a wild month:
Hamilton
Nuremburg
Lurker
Sketch
Spinal Tap 2
The Long Walk
Cinema Paradiso
Pools
Looking Through Water
Hamilton
Nuremburg
Lurker
Sketch
Spinal Tap 2
The Long Walk
Cinema Paradiso
Pools
Looking Through Water
October 1, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Ranking every movie I saw in the theater during September, and this was a wild month:
Hamilton
Nuremburg
Lurker
Sketch
Spinal Tap 2
The Long Walk
Cinema Paradiso
Pools
Looking Through Water
Hamilton
Nuremburg
Lurker
Sketch
Spinal Tap 2
The Long Walk
Cinema Paradiso
Pools
Looking Through Water
Ranking every movie I saw in the theater during August:
Americana
Weapons
Together
The Naked Gun
The Toxic Avenger
Honey Don't
Jurassic World Rebirth
Caught Stealing
The Bad Guys 2
Americana
Weapons
Together
The Naked Gun
The Toxic Avenger
Honey Don't
Jurassic World Rebirth
Caught Stealing
The Bad Guys 2
September 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Ranking every movie I saw in the theater during August:
Americana
Weapons
Together
The Naked Gun
The Toxic Avenger
Honey Don't
Jurassic World Rebirth
Caught Stealing
The Bad Guys 2
Americana
Weapons
Together
The Naked Gun
The Toxic Avenger
Honey Don't
Jurassic World Rebirth
Caught Stealing
The Bad Guys 2
Ranking every movie I saw in the theater during July:
Elio
28 Years Later
Don't Let's Go To The Dogs Tonight
Lilo & Stitch
Eddington
Elio
28 Years Later
Don't Let's Go To The Dogs Tonight
Lilo & Stitch
Eddington
August 1, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Ranking every movie I saw in the theater during July:
Elio
28 Years Later
Don't Let's Go To The Dogs Tonight
Lilo & Stitch
Eddington
Elio
28 Years Later
Don't Let's Go To The Dogs Tonight
Lilo & Stitch
Eddington