She's a celiac, CELIAC, on the throne. And shes shiddin like she's never shat before.

If you're worried about not accomplishing anything at all today and not having any impact, can you do this for me?

I fought my phone anxiety and talked to a real live person during office hours to protest the execution of Marcellus Williams. You can, too.

innocenceproject.org/petitions/ca...

don't buy from the other guy, he microwaves his hamsters, my hamsters are always fresh, never frozen

Watch us all find out that Netanyahu has been sustaining himself on dead IDF cum for months

guy: the economy feels bad right now. i’m struggling more than i used to

economist: according to my data, it says right here, “nope”

mfw someone asks if i think the murals in town are good