Zilch Woofs
@zilchwoofs.bsky.social
Some Asian American wolf from the Internet.
🔞 +18 only. I'm a grown ass dude with NSFW tendencies.
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/zilchwoofs
@ZilchWoofs on Telegram
Formerly known as Schizo Wolf.
🔞 +18 only. I'm a grown ass dude with NSFW tendencies.
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/zilchwoofs
@ZilchWoofs on Telegram
Formerly known as Schizo Wolf.
Ordering a cocktail at the Mexican restaurant: "I'll have the 22 Años"
The surfer dude behind the counter: "Alright, 22 Anos coming right up"
Ah, no.
The surfer dude behind the counter: "Alright, 22 Anos coming right up"
Ah, no.
December 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Ordering a cocktail at the Mexican restaurant: "I'll have the 22 Años"
The surfer dude behind the counter: "Alright, 22 Anos coming right up"
Ah, no.
The surfer dude behind the counter: "Alright, 22 Anos coming right up"
Ah, no.
I need this photoshopped to where he's holding a cellphone and his eyes are looking at the screen with that look of dread.
December 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I need this photoshopped to where he's holding a cellphone and his eyes are looking at the screen with that look of dread.
Babe, are you playing Chopin's Prelude op. 28 n°24?
Cuz you're gonna end up smashing that D.
Cuz you're gonna end up smashing that D.
December 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Babe, are you playing Chopin's Prelude op. 28 n°24?
Cuz you're gonna end up smashing that D.
Cuz you're gonna end up smashing that D.
It's that time of the year we get to see which artists know the difference between mistletoe and holly again.
December 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
It's that time of the year we get to see which artists know the difference between mistletoe and holly again.
Am I a greymuzzle?
December 17, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Am I a greymuzzle?
Sometimes my father will give me the most insane directions when I'm visiting him, like do I really need to be reminded not to drink from the open yogurt tub that is sitting in the sink with blueish soapy water in it???
December 14, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Sometimes my father will give me the most insane directions when I'm visiting him, like do I really need to be reminded not to drink from the open yogurt tub that is sitting in the sink with blueish soapy water in it???
My sibling got me this for an early birthday present.
December 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
My sibling got me this for an early birthday present.
This guy will likely show up to Further Confusion 2026.
December 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
This guy will likely show up to Further Confusion 2026.
The package has been acquired...
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The package has been acquired...
Who's gonna be at Further Confusion next month?
December 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Who's gonna be at Further Confusion next month?
I saw someone describe Pawbert simps as Lynxcels, and it's been living in my mind rent-free for the last week.
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I saw someone describe Pawbert simps as Lynxcels, and it's been living in my mind rent-free for the last week.
Alright, line up boys.
November 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Alright, line up boys.
Me, when I see a very daddy type character:
"So... what kind of watch does he wear?"
"So... what kind of watch does he wear?"
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Me, when I see a very daddy type character:
"So... what kind of watch does he wear?"
"So... what kind of watch does he wear?"
If they don't draw him as a morose lanky fuck, then I don't want it.
November 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
If they don't draw him as a morose lanky fuck, then I don't want it.
I saw an infographic that explained the difference between a joke/prank/lie/gaslight/etc earlier this month, and I can't seem to find it again.
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I saw an infographic that explained the difference between a joke/prank/lie/gaslight/etc earlier this month, and I can't seem to find it again.
Me, preparing my wishlist for gift season: "Oh cool let me just pop this in the cart and buy it for myself"
November 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Me, preparing my wishlist for gift season: "Oh cool let me just pop this in the cart and buy it for myself"
Thinking about doing a linocut print for my end of year cards.
Any moots who want one should message me aaaaa
Any moots who want one should message me aaaaa
November 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Thinking about doing a linocut print for my end of year cards.
Any moots who want one should message me aaaaa
Any moots who want one should message me aaaaa
Reposted by Zilch Woofs
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Man... thinking about a certain IRC channel I used to frequent and how a surprising amount of the folks in it took a very specific set of paths in life.
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Man... thinking about a certain IRC channel I used to frequent and how a surprising amount of the folks in it took a very specific set of paths in life.
this is where I post from if you even care
November 15, 2025 at 5:15 AM
this is where I post from if you even care