Carved my candle, rubbed with black salt I made myself with wood ash and rosemary, and said take care of me and mine and take all this negative bullshit, and set in the window while my wontons cook in the air fryer. So mote it be!

These hoes don’t know what’s best for them. And it’s sad.

My current situationship

Anybody else suppressing the urge to contact RFK Jr just to let him know, his dad will never be proud of him?

It’s become very apparent to me that a lot of people never read Hans Christian Anderson as a youth. And it shows. Traumatized forever by the original Little Mermaid lol

3 things: I love a well choreographed, large stage number
Samuel L Jackson is officially the only version of ‘Uncle Sam’ that America can refer to from here on out
And I NEED to know what brand those flare leg jeans are that Kendrick had on. They’re the exact perfect amount of flare

Ok I don’t sportsball so I probably won’t watch anything but the halftime show. But I’m routing for the eagles because I hate an East Texas football legacy more than I hate football in general 🤣 Go Kendrick!!! Go Birds!!!

I’m bad at math, but I use my phone and do at least .25. This is fucked up lol

It’s a beautiful clear night here. After a ridiculously long day dealing with the patriarchy’s utter incompetence, it was nice to look up.

I don’t know what she’s looking at. There’s nothing over there 🤣

Poor little guy. They could’ve at least got him a box to stand on. Would hate to be the guy framing that shot lol

Prepping coffee for tomorrow
Me: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 counting scoops.
My Brain: Yo! Set that beat to Mambo #5

Current bird friend. I think osprey?

Lily would like to know if you have a moment to talk about our dark lord?

Been a weird couple of weeks. Fighting a sinus infection, fucking up at work, & trying to figure out what to do next. Glad to have good friends and my familiars.

Evening walk with Sancho