you approach the gate leading to the final boss. you are surprised that there are two doors, each guarded by these thicc kings. They slyly look at each other, and present a riddle unto you:

hey philip howard how would you like your medical information to be sold to companies bc hospital admins are no longer prevented from doing so by HIPAA

have you ever loved something so much it brought you out of your own depresso? has that thing also shoved its butthole in your face?