Zillylizard
@zillylizard.bsky.social
Sorry, Onion. You just aren’t funny anymore. Real headlines have become so gawd-awful unbelievable that satire is more realistic than actual…reality. Not your fault.
January 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Sorry, Onion. You just aren’t funny anymore. Real headlines have become so gawd-awful unbelievable that satire is more realistic than actual…reality. Not your fault.
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Should it be remembered?!?!? I’m sure as hell never going to forget it. And I’m never going to understand how/why Trump was elected again instead of tried for treason.
January 6, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Should it be remembered?!?!? I’m sure as hell never going to forget it. And I’m never going to understand how/why Trump was elected again instead of tried for treason.
Can you please interview just one person associated with the Trump administration who isn’t an absolute jackass? Oh, wait. That person doesn’t exist.
January 3, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Can you please interview just one person associated with the Trump administration who isn’t an absolute jackass? Oh, wait. That person doesn’t exist.
It’s funny ‘cuz it’s true!
January 1, 2026 at 12:44 PM
It’s funny ‘cuz it’s true!
Muting the opposition? That doesn’t sound like a unanimous decision to me.
December 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Muting the opposition? That doesn’t sound like a unanimous decision to me.
Sadly, he doesn’t have to be smart. He just has fool the idiots who voted for him.
December 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Sadly, he doesn’t have to be smart. He just has fool the idiots who voted for him.
Like many Americans, my merriment during the holiday season has less to do with economics and more to do with being estranged from family. I can blame Trump for that, too.
December 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Like many Americans, my merriment during the holiday season has less to do with economics and more to do with being estranged from family. I can blame Trump for that, too.
Maybe he’ll get mauled by a polar bear.
December 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Maybe he’ll get mauled by a polar bear.
Well, I like putting the word “Memorial” after Trump’s name. Clearly, he doesn’t know what that word means.
December 20, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Well, I like putting the word “Memorial” after Trump’s name. Clearly, he doesn’t know what that word means.
In the event that Trump defies the Constitution as he is prone to do and seeks a third term, will Erika Kirk’s endorsement of JD Vance be considered sedition? Just a thought.
December 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
In the event that Trump defies the Constitution as he is prone to do and seeks a third term, will Erika Kirk’s endorsement of JD Vance be considered sedition? Just a thought.
Seems a bit early, but okay, I have a similar declaration: I will not be voting for JD Vance.
December 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Seems a bit early, but okay, I have a similar declaration: I will not be voting for JD Vance.
True of Trump, too. Yes, hurt people hurt people, but we all choose. We either heal our hurt or we take our hurt out on the rest of the world. There’s no excuse for choosing poorly.
December 19, 2025 at 9:45 AM
True of Trump, too. Yes, hurt people hurt people, but we all choose. We either heal our hurt or we take our hurt out on the rest of the world. There’s no excuse for choosing poorly.
That’s what they want—people who don’t conform to the alt-right’s ideals to kill themselves.
December 19, 2025 at 8:22 AM
That’s what they want—people who don’t conform to the alt-right’s ideals to kill themselves.
That’s what they want. The alt-right would like nothing better than to see every transgender person kill themselves. Then, they’ll say, “See? S/he was really f-ed up and deserved to die.”
December 19, 2025 at 8:20 AM
That’s what they want. The alt-right would like nothing better than to see every transgender person kill themselves. Then, they’ll say, “See? S/he was really f-ed up and deserved to die.”
Ah, yes, Laura Loomer. A childless cat lady giving advice on parenting. We all know the type.
December 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Ah, yes, Laura Loomer. A childless cat lady giving advice on parenting. We all know the type.
What the hell?!?! If I were living in another country and planning to visit the US, I’d just change my travel plans.
December 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
What the hell?!?! If I were living in another country and planning to visit the US, I’d just change my travel plans.
I solemnly assure you, Trump is NOT the father of my children, and no one in my household would ever call him “daddy.” That’s one hell of a creepy thought.
December 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I solemnly assure you, Trump is NOT the father of my children, and no one in my household would ever call him “daddy.” That’s one hell of a creepy thought.
Oh, I like Repiggycan! Let’s make that one stick!
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Oh, I like Repiggycan! Let’s make that one stick!
Extremely disrespectful and mighty un-Christian.
November 19, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Extremely disrespectful and mighty un-Christian.
Actually, I’m wishing him something far worse than a pimply butt, but okay, a boil on the arse is a good starting place, I guess.
July 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Actually, I’m wishing him something far worse than a pimply butt, but okay, a boil on the arse is a good starting place, I guess.