check out Make Me Psychic. Absolute legend

Some days I'm reminded thing aren't the worst
That bad things that happen are a few lines of verse
and the unpleasant hiccups of time are a curse
on all souls in all times of the universe.

I give him the file, ring him up and we're through.
he says "I appreciate all that you do!"
I give him a wink and say "same to you you"
Because I draw Pokémon dicks like that too.

For you see our dear artist is far from alone.
He's just the one who's brought it out from his home, brought it straight to be archived, and framed and shown!
This gorgeous painting of a Pokémon bone.

Perhaps the artist knows I've seen worse, bless his heart
But I know I'm simply doing my part.
Judgement's not a factor at all, from the start--
Do not put the ponyta before the cart.

Minding my posture, I stay polite
pretending I haven't been given a fright
By the shaking of a fictional beast, bred to fight
Rendered in crimson, and cadmium red light.

the canvas is scanned, and it now reveals
our dear artist has worked up quite some zeal
the piece right on top clearly illustrated
A normal-type Pokémon, lewdly pronated
and in a gorgeous field burrow, he's hardly castrated
Two cute furry legs, spread apart, face elated

On with it now, I'll scan in this paper.
the canon's field of light glows forward and tapers.
i fold the piece over while my grabbing hand waivers
my thoughts- "on with it ! don't change your behavior!"
"One second sir :)" no way this is real
in the city however, this is part of the deal

Paper pressed to my palms
laminated with nitrile
To protect from the dew which my palms make, for a while
"Regarding the size, what ratio?" I smile
I receive his answer and chatter as I beguile

reproduction and print I'm sure you can tell
over time becomes boring but speckled by well meaning characters with a story to tell
The man bringing in a rich aquarelle
I praise him on his stock-
Which, allows the pigments to swell

Full body slam against a freezer, face crunched into a Ridley shape, hoping to god the electric wheelchair will roll past calmly, without a territorial lunge or taunting turn of the wheel