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New Zealand prime minister Christopher Luxon says that he is committed to bribing you with your own money.
November 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Chinese leader Xi Jinping meets New Zealand prime minister Christopher Luxon. Xi says "I look forward to building on our successes". Luxon replies "I eat crayons!". #NewZealand #Aotearoa #kikorangi
November 2, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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Christopher Luxon standing next to Trump says "I used to have a hairline"
October 30, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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New Zealand prime minister Christopher and United States President Donald Trump. Luxon is saying "I used to have a hairline"
October 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Christopher Luxon decides to make money off his property portfolio.
October 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Shameful Seymour the creeper's friend...
A 5 panel story.Dead-eyed New Zealand ACT Party leader and current deputy PM David Seymour in panel 1; "This is my tough guy face" Panel 2; Seymour continues "Tim Jago said it made me look butch" Panel 3; Screen grab of former ACT president and convicted child sexual abuser Tim Jago's court appearance in prison clothes "You look ever so butch and grown up Davey!" Panel 4; David Seymour in yellow vest, yellow headband and yellow wrist bands from his appearance on Dancing with the Stars "Tim said a lot of nice things about me" Panel 5; Seymour trying to force a hide-the-pain smile and succeeding only in a disturbing grimace "I really miss him!"
October 22, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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A 5 panel story.Dead-eyed New Zealand ACT Party leader and current deputy PM David Seymour in panel 1; "This is my tough guy face" Panel 2; Seymour continues "Tim Jago said it made me look butch" Panel 3; Screen grab of former ACT president and convicted child sexual abuser Tim Jago's court appearance in prison clothes "You look ever so butch and grown up Davey!" Panel 4; David Seymour in yellow vest, yellow headband and yellow wrist bands from his appearance on Dancing with the Stars "Tim said a lot of nice things about me" Panel 5; Seymour trying to force a hide-the-pain smile and succeeding only in a disturbing grimace "I really miss him!"
October 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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New Zealand Labour leader Chris Hipkins standing in front of a graphic that reads "Born to be mild"
October 20, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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New Zealand politician Judith Collins prays the reality doesn't intrude on her fantasies.
October 19, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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An imperious New Zealand prime minister Christopher Luxon on the cover of NZ Residence and Estate magazine.
October 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Repealing the Foreign Buyers Act under urgency suggests that he's realised time is running out for him

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Five frame story board of Christopher Luxon figuring out how to get money for his property portfolio. Frame 1. "My property portfolio is stuck in the mud" says Christopher. Frame 2. "Nobody has the monies to buy house" says Christopher. Frame 3. "Where can we find monies?" says Christopher. Frame 4. "Foreign buyer has monies" whispers David, the billionaires' friend. Frame 5. "Foreign ownership of the NZ property market is good for me" says Christopher the current prime minister of New Zealand.
August 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Five frame story board of Christopher Luxon figuring out how to get money for his property portfolio. Frame 1. "My property portfolio is stuck in the mud" says Christopher. Frame 2. "Nobody has the monies to buy house" says Christopher. Frame 3. "Where can we find monies?" says Christopher. Frame 4. "Foreign buyer has monies" whispers David, the billionaires' friend. Frame 5. "Foreign ownership of the NZ property market is good for me" says Christopher the current prime minister of New Zealand.
August 25, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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New Zealand newspaper (Stuff) survey: Is the current flurry of ACT announcements designed to draw attention from the fresh allegations of sexual abuse made against their former party president? Yes 58% No 36% Don't know 6%
August 7, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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July 31, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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Another successful media release completed, Brooke flew off to admire some of the beautiful scaffolding that New Zealand is best known for.
July 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Sworn guardians of the wealthy and sorted.

The loving hands of capitalism are firmly around New Zealand's throat.
July 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Nicola and Chris spot some corporate donors in the audience
July 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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if this is wrong im honestly so frickin sorry
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July 22, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Build the wall...

Maybe it will keep them away from the rest of us.
Screenshot of the Radio NZ News website showing the headline "Elon Musk says he has created a new US political party" over a picture of Musk giving what appears to be a N@zı salute.
July 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Chippy and his comfy born to be mild election poster
June 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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So-called "Prime Minister of New Zealand" Christopher Luxon fingers an undercooked lamb chop while wearing a black tee shirt over a blue suit. The tee shirt reads "National Lame Day". He stares, confused, toward the top left of the frame and a blank thought bubble sits to the right of his head.
April 25, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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Creepy weirdo JD Vance stands over a seated, ailing Pope Francis. Francis says "why are you wearing a suit?"
April 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Emperor Luxon suggests children with no lunch should eat marmite.
March 10, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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The totally aware prime minister of New Zealand.
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A clueless man fingers some meat on a plate and wonders why they won't trust him with a knife and fork. He wears a tee shirt over a suit jacket with the words "National Lame Day" printed on it.
February 11, 2025 at 9:56 AM