CALLIE'S DAILY WEAPON FORTUNE-TELLING ☆
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Hamana, hamana, ugi, ugi, zip, zow, zoom...
Hmmm... Okay, I think I've got it. Today's recommendation is the Glooga Dualies Deco!
Hmmm... Okay, I think I've got it. Today's recommendation is the Glooga Dualies Deco!
January 23, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Hamana, hamana, ugi, ugi, zip, zow, zoom...
Hmmm... Okay, I think I've got it. Today's recommendation is the Glooga Dualies Deco!
Hmmm... Okay, I think I've got it. Today's recommendation is the Glooga Dualies Deco!
You know what time it is! It's Callie, coming at you LIVE from Squitter!
Check it! Today's sub weapon is... the Suction Bomb!
Check it! Today's sub weapon is... the Suction Bomb!
January 22, 2026 at 10:28 AM
You know what time it is! It's Callie, coming at you LIVE from Squitter!
Check it! Today's sub weapon is... the Suction Bomb!
Check it! Today's sub weapon is... the Suction Bomb!
Listen up! It's going down...
Repping weapon enthusiasts, I'm Callie!
Today's sub is... Sprinklers! Have fun out there!
Repping weapon enthusiasts, I'm Callie!
Today's sub is... Sprinklers! Have fun out there!
January 21, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Listen up! It's going down...
Repping weapon enthusiasts, I'm Callie!
Today's sub is... Sprinklers! Have fun out there!
Repping weapon enthusiasts, I'm Callie!
Today's sub is... Sprinklers! Have fun out there!
Hold on to your tentacles...
It's Callie's Daily Weapon Fortune-Telling time!
Let's unveil our weapon of the day...
WHAM! BAM! It's Curling Bomb time!
It's Callie's Daily Weapon Fortune-Telling time!
Let's unveil our weapon of the day...
WHAM! BAM! It's Curling Bomb time!
January 20, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Hold on to your tentacles...
It's Callie's Daily Weapon Fortune-Telling time!
Let's unveil our weapon of the day...
WHAM! BAM! It's Curling Bomb time!
It's Callie's Daily Weapon Fortune-Telling time!
Let's unveil our weapon of the day...
WHAM! BAM! It's Curling Bomb time!
Hmm... I'm feeling something with Torpedoes today.
That sound good to you?
That sound good to you?
January 19, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Hmm... I'm feeling something with Torpedoes today.
That sound good to you?
That sound good to you?
Listen up! It's going down...
Repping weapon enthusiasts, I'm Callie!
Today's sub is... Suction Bombs! Have fun out there!
Repping weapon enthusiasts, I'm Callie!
Today's sub is... Suction Bombs! Have fun out there!
January 18, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Listen up! It's going down...
Repping weapon enthusiasts, I'm Callie!
Today's sub is... Suction Bombs! Have fun out there!
Repping weapon enthusiasts, I'm Callie!
Today's sub is... Suction Bombs! Have fun out there!
OoooOOOOoooOOOohh..... It's me, the Ghost of Turf Wars Yet to Come...
Heed my warning... You should use the Kensa Splattershot Jr. today...
Heed my warning... You should use the Kensa Splattershot Jr. today...
January 17, 2026 at 10:27 AM
OoooOOOOoooOOOohh..... It's me, the Ghost of Turf Wars Yet to Come...
Heed my warning... You should use the Kensa Splattershot Jr. today...
Heed my warning... You should use the Kensa Splattershot Jr. today...
OoooOOOOoooOOOohh..... It's me, the Ghost of Turf Wars Yet to Come...
Heed my warning... You should use the Hero Roller Replica today...
Heed my warning... You should use the Hero Roller Replica today...
January 16, 2026 at 10:28 AM
OoooOOOOoooOOOohh..... It's me, the Ghost of Turf Wars Yet to Come...
Heed my warning... You should use the Hero Roller Replica today...
Heed my warning... You should use the Hero Roller Replica today...
Hmm... I'm feeling something with Fizzy Bombs today.
That sound good to you?
That sound good to you?
January 15, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Hmm... I'm feeling something with Fizzy Bombs today.
That sound good to you?
That sound good to you?
Hamana hamana ugi-ugi zip-zow-zoom! It's time for today's weapon fortune-telling!
Hrrrrrrrng... Bam! OK, I've got it!
Today's recommended sub weapon is the Burst Bombs!
Hrrrrrrrng... Bam! OK, I've got it!
Today's recommended sub weapon is the Burst Bombs!
January 14, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Hamana hamana ugi-ugi zip-zow-zoom! It's time for today's weapon fortune-telling!
Hrrrrrrrng... Bam! OK, I've got it!
Today's recommended sub weapon is the Burst Bombs!
Hrrrrrrrng... Bam! OK, I've got it!
Today's recommended sub weapon is the Burst Bombs!
Oh, carp, it's that time again! Uhh, lemme think... Okay, okay, I've got it!
Today's a Splash Wall kinda day, don'tcha think?
Today's a Splash Wall kinda day, don'tcha think?
January 13, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Oh, carp, it's that time again! Uhh, lemme think... Okay, okay, I've got it!
Today's a Splash Wall kinda day, don'tcha think?
Today's a Splash Wall kinda day, don'tcha think?
OoooOOOOoooOOOohh..... It's me, the Ghost of Turf Wars Yet to Come...
Heed my warning... You should use the Octobrush Nouveau today...
Heed my warning... You should use the Octobrush Nouveau today...
January 12, 2026 at 7:00 AM
OoooOOOOoooOOOohh..... It's me, the Ghost of Turf Wars Yet to Come...
Heed my warning... You should use the Octobrush Nouveau today...
Heed my warning... You should use the Octobrush Nouveau today...
Drumroll, please! Budda-budda-budda...
It's time to bust out the Curling Bombs! Woo-hoo!
It's time to bust out the Curling Bombs! Woo-hoo!
January 11, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Drumroll, please! Budda-budda-budda...
It's time to bust out the Curling Bombs! Woo-hoo!
It's time to bust out the Curling Bombs! Woo-hoo!
Hold on to your tentacles...
It's Callie's Daily Weapon Fortune-Telling time!
Let's unveil our weapon of the day...
WHAM! BAM! It's Sploosh-o-matic time!
It's Callie's Daily Weapon Fortune-Telling time!
Let's unveil our weapon of the day...
WHAM! BAM! It's Sploosh-o-matic time!
January 10, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Hold on to your tentacles...
It's Callie's Daily Weapon Fortune-Telling time!
Let's unveil our weapon of the day...
WHAM! BAM! It's Sploosh-o-matic time!
It's Callie's Daily Weapon Fortune-Telling time!
Let's unveil our weapon of the day...
WHAM! BAM! It's Sploosh-o-matic time!
It's that time again!! Hamana-hamana-ugi-ugi-zip-zow-zooooom...... Buh-BLAM!
Today's a good day for... something with Squid Beakons!!
Today's a good day for... something with Squid Beakons!!
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 AM
It's that time again!! Hamana-hamana-ugi-ugi-zip-zow-zooooom...... Buh-BLAM!
Today's a good day for... something with Squid Beakons!!
Today's a good day for... something with Squid Beakons!!
Drumroll, please! Budda-budda-budda...
It's time to bust out the Curling Bombs! Woo-hoo!
It's time to bust out the Curling Bombs! Woo-hoo!
January 8, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Drumroll, please! Budda-budda-budda...
It's time to bust out the Curling Bombs! Woo-hoo!
It's time to bust out the Curling Bombs! Woo-hoo!
Hold on to your tentacles...
It's Callie's Daily Weapon Fortune-Telling time!
Let's unveil our weapon of the day...
WHAM! BAM! It's Torpedo time!
It's Callie's Daily Weapon Fortune-Telling time!
Let's unveil our weapon of the day...
WHAM! BAM! It's Torpedo time!
January 7, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Hold on to your tentacles...
It's Callie's Daily Weapon Fortune-Telling time!
Let's unveil our weapon of the day...
WHAM! BAM! It's Torpedo time!
It's Callie's Daily Weapon Fortune-Telling time!
Let's unveil our weapon of the day...
WHAM! BAM! It's Torpedo time!
You know what time it is! It's Callie, coming at you LIVE from Squitter!
Check it! Today's weapon is... the Zink Mini Splatling!
Check it! Today's weapon is... the Zink Mini Splatling!
January 6, 2026 at 7:00 AM
You know what time it is! It's Callie, coming at you LIVE from Squitter!
Check it! Today's weapon is... the Zink Mini Splatling!
Check it! Today's weapon is... the Zink Mini Splatling!
A little birdie told me today's a good day for the Sploosh-o-matic 7. Why don't you try that out?
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 AM
A little birdie told me today's a good day for the Sploosh-o-matic 7. Why don't you try that out?
OoooOOOOoooOOOohh..... It's me, the Ghost of Turf Wars Yet to Come...
Heed my warning... You should use the Neo Sploosh-o-matic today...
Heed my warning... You should use the Neo Sploosh-o-matic today...
January 4, 2026 at 7:00 AM
OoooOOOOoooOOOohh..... It's me, the Ghost of Turf Wars Yet to Come...
Heed my warning... You should use the Neo Sploosh-o-matic today...
Heed my warning... You should use the Neo Sploosh-o-matic today...
Hold on to your tentacles...
It's Callie's Daily Weapon Fortune-Telling time!
Let's unveil our weapon of the day...
WHAM! BAM! It's Sploosh-o-matic 7 time!
It's Callie's Daily Weapon Fortune-Telling time!
Let's unveil our weapon of the day...
WHAM! BAM! It's Sploosh-o-matic 7 time!
January 3, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Hold on to your tentacles...
It's Callie's Daily Weapon Fortune-Telling time!
Let's unveil our weapon of the day...
WHAM! BAM! It's Sploosh-o-matic 7 time!
It's Callie's Daily Weapon Fortune-Telling time!
Let's unveil our weapon of the day...
WHAM! BAM! It's Sploosh-o-matic 7 time!
You know what time it is! It's Callie, coming at you LIVE from Squitter!
Check it! Today's weapon is... the Torrentz Hydra Splatling!
Check it! Today's weapon is... the Torrentz Hydra Splatling!
January 2, 2026 at 7:00 AM
You know what time it is! It's Callie, coming at you LIVE from Squitter!
Check it! Today's weapon is... the Torrentz Hydra Splatling!
Check it! Today's weapon is... the Torrentz Hydra Splatling!
Oh, carp, it's that time again! Uhh, lemme think... Okay, okay, I've got it!
Today's a Seeker kinda day, don'tcha think?
Today's a Seeker kinda day, don'tcha think?
January 1, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Oh, carp, it's that time again! Uhh, lemme think... Okay, okay, I've got it!
Today's a Seeker kinda day, don'tcha think?
Today's a Seeker kinda day, don'tcha think?
You know what time it is! It's Callie, coming at you LIVE from Squitter!
Check it! Today's weapon is... the Tentatek Splattershot!
Check it! Today's weapon is... the Tentatek Splattershot!
December 31, 2025 at 7:00 AM
You know what time it is! It's Callie, coming at you LIVE from Squitter!
Check it! Today's weapon is... the Tentatek Splattershot!
Check it! Today's weapon is... the Tentatek Splattershot!
Listen up! It's going down...
Repping weapon enthusiasts, I'm Callie!
Today's sub is... Fizzy Bombs! Have fun out there!
Repping weapon enthusiasts, I'm Callie!
Today's sub is... Fizzy Bombs! Have fun out there!
December 30, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Listen up! It's going down...
Repping weapon enthusiasts, I'm Callie!
Today's sub is... Fizzy Bombs! Have fun out there!
Repping weapon enthusiasts, I'm Callie!
Today's sub is... Fizzy Bombs! Have fun out there!