Zitilites
zitilites.bsky.social
Zitilites
@zitilites.bsky.social
Weird music and even weirder shenanigans.
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

(yes, this is the one time where I break my rule against chain posts, so I can repost this awesome cover that Martin Malund did for me)
November 20, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Are they flirting with me? 😳
September 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
*chuckles*
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September 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I don't do chain letters, so please see the quoted post for context.
September 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Okay, had to follow it up with the magnum opus.
August 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
We spinnin' today.
August 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Who wants pizza?
August 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I couldn't.
August 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Got there.
August 19, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Keepin' it goin'
August 19, 2025 at 7:47 AM
We cookin'
August 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Having another shit day so I'm working on finally getting as far as possible in Super Mario Odyssey.
There's a few moons I'll probably never get, but at least I got the jump rope one... with a glitch. But all is fair in love and impossible game achievements 😅
August 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Watching An Extremely Goofy Movie and right from the get go I feel like it looks a bit off. Like it's been digitally sharpened a bit too much.
And then I catch this guy with the trippy eyes!
August 15, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Dis'ere John Paul Goatee'll getcha feller smellin real manly like!
August 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
New headshot. Do you think I'll get the job?
August 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
We said goodbye to my father in law today. He was a lovely man, funny and a total dad and grampa, in all the best ways.
This week has been excruciating, the past two days in particular.
But I found a bit of solace at the memorial with this bed of purple flowers absolutely teeming with bumblebees 💜
August 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
🧵/8 It has arrived 🥳
August 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Oops, we did it again.
July 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Dune, schmune. I recognise only the true sand worm.
July 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
🧵 1/4 Today I had possibly the best bøfsandwich (*1) I've ever had. Overflowing with gravy and absolutely perfect. And it was incredibly cheap too!
We were at a museum and decided we should have a light lunch at the attached pølsevogn (*2).
It was in no way light, but maaaan... This was fate!
July 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Huge appreciation for the fantastic cover Howl @zombiehollic.bsky.social made. In fact, let me show you the original sketch I made to explain the idea for him. Not a lot to work with 😅

"The Exile" out now on bandcamp and July 17th everywhere else.

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July 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
New synthwave track "The Exile" out now on bandcamp and streaming on July 17th.

zitilites.bandcamp.com/track/the-ex...

distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

Cover art by Howl
@zombiehollic.bsky.social
patreon.com/Howl_997art
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July 3, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Come on, Jeff. We talked about this...
June 21, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Oh, Jeff, you scamp!
Sitting on a chair like a human 😂
June 21, 2025 at 8:10 AM
June 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM