What about the "everything is Coke" contingent?

He should still watch some Ghost in the Shell, though

I mean, at this point, Gainax has been a shambling corpse for *years* and everyone has known this. Any grieving was already done ages ago, and we've all just been waiting around to hear the official pronouncement.

Time to play "ROT13 or Stroke?" again!

Fitting that he's also the only one with a cat.

"Lately, boxes are really popular with us!"

Ah, so the couch pays you!

And 14 is the *reduced* number from the 400+ he was originally facing thanks to the three strikes mandatory sentencing.

Oh, of course it's them.