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lifelong new york jets fan
@zjwhitman.bsky.social
· 10h
Between emotional glasses guy and dump it here guy it has been quite a few days for Mariners guys
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lifelong new york jets fan
@zjwhitman.bsky.social
· 11h
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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lifelong new york jets fan
@zjwhitman.bsky.social
· 11h
Imagine waiting until he gives up 3 runs to make a pitching change in the bottom of the ninth of a playoff game
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lifelong new york jets fan
@zjwhitman.bsky.social
· 11h
I am still scarred by the insane choke against Cleveland in 2001 please get him out of there
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@zjwhitman.bsky.social
· 11h
Dudes rock
Brian Floyd
@brianmfloyd.bsky.social
· 11h
the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here
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lifelong new york jets fan
@zjwhitman.bsky.social
· 12h
Hello fellow Mariners
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lifelong new york jets fan
@zjwhitman.bsky.social
· 16h
Of course the Mariners leave Seattle and end up in a rain delay
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lifelong new york jets fan
@zjwhitman.bsky.social
· 2d
I am verklempt
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lifelong new york jets fan
@zjwhitman.bsky.social
· 2d
I'm retiring from sports this isn't good
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lifelong new york jets fan
@zjwhitman.bsky.social
· 2d
I hate all of it everything forever
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@zjwhitman.bsky.social
· 2d
I feel a sense of dread that I can only describe as "living in the pilot episode of the leftovers"
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lifelong new york jets fan
@zjwhitman.bsky.social
· 2d
Every playoff inning at Safeco in the last 20 years has been excruciating
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@zjwhitman.bsky.social
· 2d
My daughter, given the assignment "finish the sentence 'I want six'" wrote "BRUTHERS"
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@zjwhitman.bsky.social
· 3d
This is literally torture
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@zjwhitman.bsky.social
· 3d
Can we put the stadium in one of those cigar things
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lifelong new york jets fan
@zjwhitman.bsky.social
· 3d
How long does it take to get into smoking asking for a friend
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lifelong new york jets fan
@zjwhitman.bsky.social
· 3d
Have we considered destroying the marine layer for the good of the Seattle Mariners
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@zjwhitman.bsky.social
· 3d
No need to brag
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lifelong new york jets fan
@zjwhitman.bsky.social
· 3d
Playoff baseball is actually torture
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lifelong new york jets fan
@zjwhitman.bsky.social
· 13d
SIXTY
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@zjwhitman.bsky.social
· 14d
Scene: my 2 year old every day riding back from daycare, pointing out the window yelling loudly "FRUCK" over and over again
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lifelong new york jets fan
@zjwhitman.bsky.social
· 16d
What is this feeling
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Alex Kirshner
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· 20d
Need
@matt-levine.bsky.social
to weigh in on whether blaming this on wi-fi is securities fraud
Shacknews
@shacknews.com
· 20d
LiveAI demo fails on the first prompt at Meta Connect 2025.
#Meta
#AI
#LiveAI
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@zjwhitman.bsky.social
· 20d
Absolutely incredible content 10/10, would watch again
Shacknews
@shacknews.com
· 20d
LiveAI demo fails on the first prompt at Meta Connect 2025.
#Meta
#AI
#LiveAI
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lifelong new york jets fan
@zjwhitman.bsky.social
· 25d
Racist, but not racist enough. Quite a way to go out.
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