Zachary Knower
zknower.bsky.social
Zachary Knower
@zknower.bsky.social
actor, dad, cook, dreamer, Orioles and WFT fan, proud lefty
“That don’t really move the needle.”

😂😂😂

Sure, Jan.
January 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
My mom had this exact model as well (in off-white) and I was always amaaaaaaazed by the sound it produced. <3
January 2, 2026 at 5:51 PM
The O's will hope to get 3 good years out of 5, to complement their young core that's under control. If they get to a Series, it'll have been worth it. Otherwise, you get no argument from me. :)
December 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The last couple of years of all of these contracts are always crap. Going back to Pujols and before. Aaron Judge's contract will suck at the end. So will Soto's. And so will Alonso's, although of the three current players, he is being paid to the youngest age and has been the most durable.... 1/2
December 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
You’re not paying attention if you think this.
December 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
lol. Now do Soto.
December 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
A guy who may never pitch up to his potential again and a bunch of guys who may never make the majors for two guys who can help us massively in the present
December 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Lastly, and you won’t see this cause you blocked me (mature), if the Mets hadn’t lost their season series against the Orioles, they’d have made the playoffs. But the Orioles were just too good. Too bad, so sad.
December 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
See I could tell you were young. You SOUND so young! It’s sweet. O’s: More playoffs, more series wins, more series total; you started this by calling out another team, not me. Ooooh, you got to the WS once in 10 years! Golf claps. 🤷‍♂️ I know which team is ascendant. So does Alonso.
December 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
It’s endearing how you don’t want to acknowledge baseball history. Good luck in ‘26, your team seems really well-run with a great clubhouse.
December 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
PS. Orioles have more playoff appearances, more WS appearances, and more WS wins than the Mets as well. But yeah, they're "shitty." Which makes the Mets, what? Worse than shitty I suppose.
December 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Ok, two years ago, they were still in the playoffs, and this past year, they sucked because their ENTIRE STARTING ROTATION went on the IL. How did the Mets fare in the playoffs btw?
December 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
No reason to call the Orioles shitty dude. They won 101 games three years ago and they’re one of the brightest up-and-coming teams in the majors.
December 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Why do you think they *aren’t* in on a front line starting pitcher? And why do you think their offense didn’t need help? Do you watch the team? 🤷‍♂️
December 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Injury history? What are you smoking? He’s missed 10 games in the last four years. Total. He played every single game the past two years.

Basically, you’re just making shit up.
December 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Bookmarking this because you are SO far off. It’s nothing like Chris Davis. Alonso is crazy consistent— missed 10 games in the last five years and has never hit fewer than 34 home runs. In seven years he has put up DOUBLE the WAR that Davis had for his 12-yr career! They are not remotely the same.
December 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Maybe you haven’t been paying attention to the news today
December 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM