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zmann
@zmann.bsky.social
September 4, 2025 at 4:48 AM
WTF is Amazon even trying to sell me here?
August 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Lol
June 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
It’s weird because then she says this, which is exactly what I’m asking about when I refer to work-life balance. Either she’s misunderstanding the term or she’s a jerk, or both
May 8, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Artsy shot for posterity.

Location: Justine in the French Quarter, NOLA
April 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
There’s a group I’m in where people post pictures of payphones with a location and whether they heard a dial tone or not.

Tonight I hit the paydirt
April 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Treated myself to a nice laptop from Lenovo and now they’re emailing me every day trying to convince me to buy more laptops 🙄
January 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Here’s our boy Ollie
December 8, 2024 at 6:51 AM
I tried to bring some historical context to the hat Musk was wearing and Meta removed it.

How are we supposed to point out how much MAGA are acting like Nazis without examples?
October 28, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Woo hoo!
September 17, 2024 at 2:58 AM
He’s at the convention just grabbing peoples phones and texting from them
August 22, 2024 at 5:40 PM
I got the devil savings!
August 18, 2024 at 2:18 AM
I think this meme explains it
August 8, 2024 at 6:26 AM
I’m guessing no
June 7, 2024 at 4:51 AM
There is a brutal genocide unfolding right now and nobody on here is talking about it…

I feel like what’s happening in Artsakh would have been a big deal on classic Twitter and we’ve lost an important tool that nobody can figure out how to replace
September 22, 2023 at 5:34 AM
Big day to the guy who posted this on low stakes conspiracies about Russel Brand
September 16, 2023 at 9:54 PM
Somehow a restaurant in Hollywood got a reservation using my phone number and now I can see everything they order in my OpenTable account
July 30, 2023 at 11:34 PM
RIP to the OG
July 21, 2023 at 2:44 PM
Got to see “The YouTube Effect” by @alexwinter.com last night, made even better with @taylorlorenz.bsky.social interviewing him afterward.

Everybody should watch this documentary! And thank you to @vidiots.bsky.social for making it happen

(sorry for terrible photos but I need the clout)
July 18, 2023 at 7:27 PM
The crazy bastards finally did it
July 15, 2023 at 11:24 PM
I was about to flip a table before I realized this was an ad and you weren’t trying to trick us into watching Dr Drew
July 15, 2023 at 4:01 PM
July 11, 2023 at 10:39 PM
I opened the Amazon app and the first prime day deal I see is a straight-up lie 🤔
July 11, 2023 at 2:14 PM
Sorry I have to cancel our lunch, delivery person trapped me in the house again
July 8, 2023 at 8:13 PM
First establishing shot of “Evil Dead Rise”…

I don’t want to spoil anything but this movie already kicks ass and I’m only 100 seconds into it
July 8, 2023 at 3:39 AM