I’m sorry my country ran into your invading army. I’m sorry my face got in the way of your fist.

Love watching the Grammys. I’m old. Don’t know half these artists. But my kid is enthusiastically invested. And the room full of the knotZ’s worst nightmares

I just knew the answer on Celebrity Jeopardy that Neil Degrasse Tyson did not. What is Ulysses (yes what not who because book title). Clearly I am a genius.

Use “moderate to severe” in everyday conversation - resolution already moderate to severely broken.

I’m here.