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Zoe 💕
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trans 🏳️‍⚧️
live looping musician 🎚️
we have about five minutes left before humanity is too fucked to keep going…
January 25, 2026 at 2:20 PM
superscar by adéla is such a bop and the fact she’s done a looper version of it
January 24, 2026 at 6:59 PM
it’s always fuck billionaires until you start scamming them and suddenly it’s an issue. like anna delvey was ahead of her time and an absolute icon.
January 21, 2026 at 5:52 PM
✨ manifesting the algorithm picks me up this year so i can do more music stuff ✨
January 19, 2026 at 8:34 PM
WHAT????? NO?!!?!?!??
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stspg.io
January 19, 2026 at 8:33 PM
tell me why i’m better at mario kart at 200cc?
January 17, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Me: Omg there’s a new garbage time video out
My Boyfriend: You watch garbage time?
Me: Um yeah?
My Boyfriend: You are so fucking hot!
January 16, 2026 at 6:51 AM
round two and a horn has been added to the mix
my current review of ice hockey: if i was a player i would be extremely pissed off at the constant fucking drumming.

WHO BRINGS DRUMS TO A SPORTING EVENT????
January 15, 2026 at 8:59 PM
my current review of ice hockey: if i was a player i would be extremely pissed off at the constant fucking drumming.

WHO BRINGS DRUMS TO A SPORTING EVENT????
January 15, 2026 at 7:57 PM
seeing Imogen Heap in April!!!!
January 14, 2026 at 10:42 AM
i’m a whore for a thumbhole sleeve
January 13, 2026 at 7:44 AM
can someone please just shoot that wizard bitch in the face i am tired of being subjected to her transphobic rhetoric 24/7
January 12, 2026 at 11:05 AM
i’m sorry but if ICE is allowed to kill civilians for just existing civilians should be allowed to kill ICE for just existing.. only seems fair… 🤷🏻‍♀️
January 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
turns out i very much enjoy getting spanked..
January 5, 2026 at 11:20 PM
i fear i’m going to have to invest in a turtleneck.. or a scarf…
January 4, 2026 at 12:56 PM
my boyfriend is taking me to see a match 🥰
i just found out that my city has a local ice hockey team and i’ve never been more excited for sports in my life!!

also subsequently found out my mothers best friend slept with the entire team from the 90s…
January 1, 2026 at 11:42 PM
ya girl has a boyfriend
January 1, 2026 at 12:35 AM
SURPRISES STRESS ME OUT
December 24, 2025 at 11:47 AM
i just found out that my city has a local ice hockey team and i’ve never been more excited for sports in my life!!

also subsequently found out my mothers best friend slept with the entire team from the 90s…
December 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
i just clocked that my next gig is on the sixth anniversary of my first ever gig… 🥹
December 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
does the UK have ice hockey teams? can i go watch ice hockey locally? asking for a friend…
December 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM