Zoë
@zoepolando.bsky.social
Animator, illustrator, doodler extraordinaire
Wizard of the Coast; Art Director on Universes Beyond | Prev. Art Director at DFTBA Records
All posts are my own opinions & may contain strong language or suggestive content
https://linktr.ee/zoepolandoryder
Wizard of the Coast; Art Director on Universes Beyond | Prev. Art Director at DFTBA Records
All posts are my own opinions & may contain strong language or suggestive content
https://linktr.ee/zoepolandoryder
oh my GOD, incredible
December 15, 2025 at 1:23 PM
oh my GOD, incredible
You’re telling me I get to watch a impossible crime referencing most of the great murder mystery authors of the last century AND I get to watch a three way argument on christian theology strewn heavily with Catholic imagery?
December 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
You’re telling me I get to watch a impossible crime referencing most of the great murder mystery authors of the last century AND I get to watch a three way argument on christian theology strewn heavily with Catholic imagery?
That sounds. Excruciating
December 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
That sounds. Excruciating
Noooo!!! That is evil
December 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Noooo!!! That is evil
Our activities are Noted
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Our activities are Noted
Presumably, I’ve never asked! They only do lights in the front yard, so I guess the figures are just for them. (And anyone who walks through our kitchen in the dead of night)
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Presumably, I’ve never asked! They only do lights in the front yard, so I guess the figures are just for them. (And anyone who walks through our kitchen in the dead of night)
There used to be a grinch figure, I kind of miss him.
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
There used to be a grinch figure, I kind of miss him.
Your dentist office is really slacking if they didn’t send you a text at 5am to wish you happy birthday
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Your dentist office is really slacking if they didn’t send you a text at 5am to wish you happy birthday
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I am a tired crab with a soft shell. I resent having to be a cockroach.
October 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I am a tired crab with a soft shell. I resent having to be a cockroach.
Well damn, I can’t say no to that argument. 😩
October 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Well damn, I can’t say no to that argument. 😩