Hope that snazzy fur collar is guillotine-proof I guess

Also I'm sorry but Richard Dawkins? Even ignoring his long career of calling Islam bloodthirsty and barbaric (waaaaaay more than he did other religions btw), the man shat his pants when a Muslim kid brought a clock into school. I don't think this is your best example of a non-islamaphobe, Suzanne

Tbf, Cypher seems like exactly the kind of person to get banned from the holodeck after the fourth time someone walked in on him having weird sex with the simulations

Also come watch me wrestle I guess, wharf chambers in Leeds, Oct 9th, 7pm. I will be buff and dykey and then someone will hit me a lot if that's your jam

If I had to narrow down the biggest problem with the UK ruling class, it's how detached they are from consequences. Cause a moral panic? You'll still be just as respected as a journalist! Fuck up the country as an MP? Here's 15 companies who'll give you a job on their board!

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100% this. Even in middle class homes, the idea of getting a holiday home to help study is completely out of reach. That is the kind of thing that would have been a punchline in something like the Beano, followed by Dennis the Menace siccing his dog on Keir Starmer's son for being a swot

Red Dead Redemption 2 is about dressing up a little man and taking him on horsie rides, I assume there's also a plot or something idk

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