Zoey
zoeycch.bsky.social
Zoey
@zoeycch.bsky.social
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weird gay engineer girl
Because not every collision that cuts a wire somewhere mangles the car so much that the doors are completely jammed?
February 8, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Just make sure each ambulance and fire truck has at least one POC crew member at all times, that way the flock surveillance cameras will automatically dispatch ICE to any accident site!
February 8, 2026 at 5:16 PM
You mean to say that the pull being there, even hidden behind the entire fucking door panel, counts as having an emergency release?

Because in that case I'd love to see you take off the door panel while the door is closed and the car is on fire.
February 8, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Tbf the no soul computer on wheels thing is true, because that's just all new cars.
There's just no old EVs from when CAN-Bus was a hot new invention, so stupid people go "Petrol is when no computer"
February 3, 2026 at 11:45 PM
As someone who kinda lost interest in cars because all the other people into cars around me were weird chuds, I love it :3

Also is the first episode file supposed to be 1.3GB?
February 3, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I personally know 4 for 18V:
Bosch Pro (AMPShare), Bosch Home, Einhell (Power X-Change), and Makita.

With some light googling, I also found: Hilti, Milwaukee, Festool, Metabo (CAS), and Dewalt, all with their own version of the same thing.
February 3, 2026 at 4:15 PM
And with that standard, you could mandate all bigger battery tools use them, so you could easily swap them between all those devices. Bosch lawnmower battery ran out and you don't wanna wait for it to charge? Just get the battery off your Makita power drill and continue...
February 3, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I'd love if we could get a standard interface for power tool batteries.
They're all just 12V or 18V battery packs, only the plastic housing shape makes it so you can't put a Makita battery in a Bosch tool (or a Bosch battery in a Bosch tool lol)
February 3, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Wait that's in unicode? I'm gonna have so much more fun with my little unicode shortcut thingy ☭☭☭☭☭
January 25, 2026 at 11:16 AM
The issue is the institution of law enforcement itself breeds shit like this.

In theory they should do all those things, but they still often don't, and they're never held accountable.

And you gotta ask: If a rule/law isn't enforced, does it even meaningfully exist?
January 10, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Touch screens can stay, BUT anything you touch while driving should be a physical button.

Stuff like entering an address was fucking awful before touchscreens. I'm glad new cars just have an on screen keyboard instead of making you use what's essentially a D-Pad to type.
January 4, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Without dedicated bike infrastructure, you kinda want the ability to keep up with traffic.

We have 45km/h (28mph) e-bikes here (tho they need plates and a scooter license), and even those suck sometimes because they can't keep up with 50km/h (31mph) traffic.
December 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
They probably made the whole government switch to excel files in a google drive somewhere because it's cheaper than doing it properly
October 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
You could try taking it apart, seeing if thoroughly cleaning its guts would help. Otherwise look for spare parts, ik mouse switches are all the same, maybe scroll wheels are another standardized component. Last resort would be finding another broken one with a different defect and swapping parts.
September 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Yeah I'd hesitate to call it "covered" since it's so short, but it's a great proof of concept. I don't see a reason they couldn't just copy/paste this structure to cover a longer stretch in the future...
September 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Naja, die Bundesregierung wundert mich nicht. Um teil davon zu sein, darf man ja ohnehin kein Problem damit haben, mit Faschos wie Linnemann an einem Tisch zu sitzen.
September 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
NOPE

They're doing one good thing here, but that doesn't make them good people.
June 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I am not *fucking* drunk
June 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Get photos of those japanese businesses with opening hours like 16:00-26:00 to convince people that it's totally a real thing and they should adopt it as well.
May 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
FUCK YEEEESSS, Congrats :3
May 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Ok that's funny, but depending on the positioning of the camera, it could absolutely capture you, your children, your pets, etc.

And you know the manufacturer won't give a shit about that when they decide where to put the camera inside the oven...
April 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Yeah but what if you forget you left something in the oven and just start the preheat remotely...not good

Ofc the oven could have a camera, but then you've got to trust that the oven manufacturer doesn't let just anyone look at the camera stream.

Nahh
April 4, 2025 at 6:12 AM
real af
March 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM