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@andyblarsen.bsky.social I see you sneaking kerfuffle in there
February 13, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Please disregard the various betting scandals, one of the faces of league getting in bed with Kalshi, and LA finding new and interesting ways to circumvent the salary cap - Lauri Markannen’s fourth quarter minutes are the most pressing issue facing the NBA today
February 13, 2026 at 2:29 AM
It’s very funny that in the very same statement they suggest that the Pacers could have opted to play their guys reduced minutes rather than sit them out altogether, and then fine the Jazz 5X more for…playing their guys reduced minutes.
February 13, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Man I don’t like the precedent this sets regarding coach autonomy

Also, haven’t we since discovered that part of the reason JJJ was sitting out fourth quarters was due to his knee? Silver citing his benching in light of that news make it seem like the league knee jerked their way into this decision
February 13, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Calling up your local Domino’s and asking for a “Thursday Thick One” must have hit hard as hell in 1986
February 12, 2026 at 8:42 PM
That’s fair, Miami was less than impressive. That Jazz front court in particular ought to have no business winning games against playoff teams, even eastern conference ones.
February 10, 2026 at 5:08 AM
My only potential complaint is about its effectiveness.

As evidenced by tonight’s win, there is a fair amount of talent to be developed in those bench units.
February 10, 2026 at 5:00 AM
I’m not one to draw a line between “ethical” and “unethical” tanking, it all basically sucks. That said, this is a more fun way tank from a fans perspective. I get to see the best Jazz player, plus developmental minutes for young prospects, without (hopefully) too many w’s.
February 10, 2026 at 4:43 AM
You’re about to eat so much soup
February 10, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Maybe! It puts them in kind of an odd position.

Is it better for them to go for the 50/50 proposition, or to crawl out of the cellar and gun for 10th, which guarantees they keep the pick and still gives them a 10% chance to jump into the top 4?

Neither option is a slam dunk imo
February 5, 2026 at 8:31 PM
That’s not really in their control, though.

Finishing bottom four only leaves them with a ~50% chance to keep the pick.
February 5, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Except for this year, of course.

The 2026 first rounder is a hell of a lottery ticket for LA
February 5, 2026 at 8:01 PM
The 2026 pick could be an incredible pick for the clippers. On their current trajectory the Pacers will have a 50% chance to keep their own pick this year.
February 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
80% of Jazz fans confirmed delusional
February 4, 2026 at 1:00 AM
February 2, 2026 at 7:34 PM
1998 ass set
February 1, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I’m going to restrain myself here
January 31, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Thank you for standing up for the honor of short kings everywhere 🫡
January 31, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Recent evidence suggests otherwise
January 31, 2026 at 6:42 PM
They’re treating this game with all the dignity it deserves
January 31, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Well, this was true until the moment I hit send
January 31, 2026 at 4:08 AM
They’re calling it the game of the century folks
January 31, 2026 at 12:42 AM
I don’t know if this is supported by the text at all, but I don’t think Sauron ever really understood what made Dwarves tick.

Dwarves are weirdos, probably on account of not having been created by Eru, but by the Vala Aule.
January 28, 2026 at 6:11 PM