ZombieSalus
banner
zombiesalus.bsky.social
ZombieSalus
@zombiesalus.bsky.social
You can say this about the entire older catalog. Science, Fungus, etc
December 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
"Which people" ?

I'm more concerned about "Which Machines"..
December 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Or,
Hear me out,
He could just die.
Natural causes, of course.
December 14, 2025 at 4:50 AM
When you stand up, or while standing up?

Two different approaches, during the act of standing from a sitting position does activate certain muscle groups that would make the passing of gas "easier".

But it would seem a much harder task once fully erect.
December 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I keep putting my protagonists in institutions after they fail to overcome various evils, such as corporations or corrupt governments. 🤷🏻
December 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
December 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Queue the next outbreak and face coverings will be required.
December 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
They haven't won yet.
December 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Baby Got a Temper!
December 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
At work they have the oldies station on an actual radio playing everyday.

Today I caught Fallout Boy and Smashing Pumpkins.
December 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Holy shit, she looks like Charlie Kirk! 🤣
December 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Wait, different countries also have mutant ninja turtles and we're just more finding out about them?
December 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
That box is a single serving.
December 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I think him dying would be the best thing for everyone.
December 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
No avocado?

I mean it sounds really good, but c'mon.
December 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Wait, what?
December 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I use the abbreviation"NGL" myself, so it's funnier to me than it should be.

But every single time I see it, my brain goes: Niggle!
December 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM