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"Do you know what the saddest part is Odo? I'm a very good tailor."
Imagine if a Sim drowned in a pool shaped like Dilbert's head.
January 16, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Imagine if a Sim drowned in a pool shaped like Dilbert's head.
Also....
Fuck Norm Green
Fuck Norm Green
January 16, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Also....
Fuck Norm Green
Fuck Norm Green
I'd like to think worms have a more discerning palate.
January 16, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I'd like to think worms have a more discerning palate.
As a Minnesotan, I have a theory why Minnesotans are considered nice. I think it comes from the fact that regardless of your upbringing, status, nationality, etc., we all deal with the weather as a shared experience. It humanizes everyone. We're all in this together ❤️
January 16, 2026 at 1:51 PM
As a Minnesotan, I have a theory why Minnesotans are considered nice. I think it comes from the fact that regardless of your upbringing, status, nationality, etc., we all deal with the weather as a shared experience. It humanizes everyone. We're all in this together ❤️
I'd like to remind DHS that Minnesota has plenty of free tampons available for all the ICE pussies that have tried to infiltrate our state.
January 16, 2026 at 12:18 PM
I'd like to remind DHS that Minnesota has plenty of free tampons available for all the ICE pussies that have tried to infiltrate our state.
If any recipe is "2-ways" than you know Tuvix had a hand in it.
January 16, 2026 at 5:16 AM
If any recipe is "2-ways" than you know Tuvix had a hand in it.
Pretty on brand (and funny) he pushed this payment down the road. It's gonna be so fucking stupid when ICE sues the federal government for lack of payment the same as every contractor who has worked for him.
January 15, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Pretty on brand (and funny) he pushed this payment down the road. It's gonna be so fucking stupid when ICE sues the federal government for lack of payment the same as every contractor who has worked for him.
Wait until he learns that milk is also a grocery item.
a man wearing glasses and a turtleneck is holding his hands to his face .
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a turtleneck is holding his hands to his face .
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January 15, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Wait until he learns that milk is also a grocery item.
KARE 11 has become an arm of the GOP.
January 15, 2026 at 4:14 AM
KARE 11 has become an arm of the GOP.
One magnitude of Dracula? Bruh?
January 14, 2026 at 10:20 PM
One magnitude of Dracula? Bruh?
And I thought Peyton Manning's injury was bad.
January 14, 2026 at 6:31 PM
And I thought Peyton Manning's injury was bad.
Let me know when SAS has a good take on sports.
January 10, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Let me know when SAS has a good take on sports.
SAS having terrible, uneducated takes isn't anything new.
January 10, 2026 at 11:57 AM
SAS having terrible, uneducated takes isn't anything new.
Then in college, due to her tendencies to only drink Captain Diets, her business fraternity she went out with started calling her, "The Captain".
Fuck. She's way cooler than me, honestly.
Fuck. She's way cooler than me, honestly.
January 10, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Then in college, due to her tendencies to only drink Captain Diets, her business fraternity she went out with started calling her, "The Captain".
Fuck. She's way cooler than me, honestly.
Fuck. She's way cooler than me, honestly.
Actual good nicknames are hard to find. I think my wife had a great one back in the day. She wears size 5 shoes and she loved telling people that she could just buy the display pair.
Her nickname.... "Baby Shoes"
Her nickname.... "Baby Shoes"
January 10, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Actual good nicknames are hard to find. I think my wife had a great one back in the day. She wears size 5 shoes and she loved telling people that she could just buy the display pair.
Her nickname.... "Baby Shoes"
Her nickname.... "Baby Shoes"
Hope you commented "First"
January 10, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Hope you commented "First"
As a person with a sound conscience mind, I am.
January 7, 2026 at 10:26 PM
As a person with a sound conscience mind, I am.