huh.
I might buy this new system if they cook it low n' slow.
anyway, back to eating, I don't know how to mark spoiler so sorry if you didn't know that the switch 2 sizzles.

in case y'all were wondering where I've been...
I'm in my eating era, don't bother me.

"What do toes taste like?
That was really forward, sorry."
-how my first blind date went.
I wanted to start with a fun hypothetical, okay?

I've been watching @thesgb.bsky.social lately and was surprised to see me in their latest video!
I appreciate the shoutout fellas, but my name is not "ze fatass."
I would prefer "ze stocky," thank you.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYVb...

I had to send some food back to the kitchen yesterday.
You'd think a foodie like me would be more confident to do this kind of thing, but in reality I was just feeling particular that day.
Thanks as always for dealing with my BS, food service people.

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is he back?
No. Ramen takes a long time for me to eat, it's so filling!
but I'll come back after I'm done.

Why is it that I don't have a belly button? I feel like it would be pretty helpful.
The next time you wanna be insecure about your body, remember there are people like me who are incredibly smooth down there.
Smooth like... Peanut butter...
I'm gonna go make a sandwich brb.

I wonder what most of the deadly six are up to... Or, wait, do they even remember me?
Do sonic fans even remember me?
Is my legacy really just to be a cameo in a sonic game 20 years from now, in some video titled "top ten things you missed in X sonic game?"
I need a break, and a hoagie.

oh yeah I forgot
#hotdogrightsarehamburgerights
Still trying to get this hashtag off the ground, I mean I think it's obvious.
If a hot dog wants to be a sandwich, we should eat it all the same!

I'm starting to wonder if, perhaps, I've put TOO much cheese on this enchilada.
Does anyone have any measurements I can go off of? May be too late as I've already put 17 cups of monterey jack on it.

what's up, I'm Zomom
I'm from the lost hex, in the world 2 area
and a fun fact about myself is that I like big sandwiches
would the person to my hypothetical left continue from there?