Zoompants
@zoompants.bsky.social
“We are here on Earth to fart around, don't let anybody tell you different”
December 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
“We are here on Earth to fart around, don't let anybody tell you different”
Here’s Green Arrow with a meme arrow. His subtitles are Green text.
a man in a green suit with the letter g on his chest is holding an arrow
Alt: a man in a green super hero suit (Green Arrow) is using a buzz saw arrow to break out of ice in front of a large chunk of ice
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Here’s Green Arrow with a meme arrow. His subtitles are Green text.
I’m gojng to calibri even harder.
a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman and the word even is on the screen .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman captioned “even harder”. Michael Scott talking to Pam from The Office about having sex with her mother.
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I’m gojng to calibri even harder.
Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.
December 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.
I don’t want to let weird nazi freaks into my tent
November 17, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I don’t want to let weird nazi freaks into my tent
Close, but like 60% less sexy
November 6, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Close, but like 60% less sexy
My boss keeps giving me purity tests too. “Do the things we pay you for.” It’s like I’m in front of a firing squad!
October 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
My boss keeps giving me purity tests too. “Do the things we pay you for.” It’s like I’m in front of a firing squad!
Those look delicious! The pasta salad too. Now I want pasta salad
October 14, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Those look delicious! The pasta salad too. Now I want pasta salad
I don’t think the aristos ever stopped doing that.
October 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I don’t think the aristos ever stopped doing that.