Zoot Sutra
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Re-foo-gee from Twitter. Still Deep Blue. I follow back all fighters for freedom. #HarrisForever 🌊💉🏳️🌈
Bovino never travels anywhere without a retinue to shield him from angry mobs and reporter's questions. Seriously, it's like a fleet of destroyers escorting a rubber duckie.
February 2, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Bovino never travels anywhere without a retinue to shield him from angry mobs and reporter's questions. Seriously, it's like a fleet of destroyers escorting a rubber duckie.
Quaritch may be a genocidal turdbucket, but he at least had the stones to jump out of a burning gunship without a parachute and go mano-a-mano with a six legged dragon panther.
February 2, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Quaritch may be a genocidal turdbucket, but he at least had the stones to jump out of a burning gunship without a parachute and go mano-a-mano with a six legged dragon panther.
By which you mean the edema in his calves?
July 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
By which you mean the edema in his calves?
If it's a lightning strike on Mar-a-Lago, I'm in.
February 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
If it's a lightning strike on Mar-a-Lago, I'm in.
Meanwhile, over at Tropicana's head office...
February 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Meanwhile, over at Tropicana's head office...
As advertising or as a warning?
February 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
As advertising or as a warning?
The hero we never knew we needed.
February 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The hero we never knew we needed.
You said it, compadre.
January 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
You said it, compadre.
Doncha mean "womp womp?"😝
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January 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Doncha mean "womp womp?"😝
Don't bother...
...They're here.
...They're here.
January 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Don't bother...
...They're here.
...They're here.
His problem was thinking you could still play by the rules and expect the Republicans to respond in kind. He thought the GOP would be reasonable, same as Obama did.
He had eight years to observe that Trump has all the self-awareness and impulse control of a leg-humping dog, and planned accordingly.
He had eight years to observe that Trump has all the self-awareness and impulse control of a leg-humping dog, and planned accordingly.
January 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
His problem was thinking you could still play by the rules and expect the Republicans to respond in kind. He thought the GOP would be reasonable, same as Obama did.
He had eight years to observe that Trump has all the self-awareness and impulse control of a leg-humping dog, and planned accordingly.
He had eight years to observe that Trump has all the self-awareness and impulse control of a leg-humping dog, and planned accordingly.
He thinks life in space is going to be like Gundam UC minus the political conflict. Does he not read history? Colonies never stay colonies for long (and he's living in and benefiting from the biggest example of all time).
December 30, 2024 at 6:02 PM
He thinks life in space is going to be like Gundam UC minus the political conflict. Does he not read history? Colonies never stay colonies for long (and he's living in and benefiting from the biggest example of all time).
Spoiler: they won't.
December 30, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Spoiler: they won't.
Oh jeez, they're STILL rolling out the "play nice with the kids who jumped you from behind and stole your lunch money" song and dance. We have to stop giving airtime to these fools who conflate being good with being "nice." Nice is not Good. Nice is not making a fuss so your tormentors will go away.
December 30, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Oh jeez, they're STILL rolling out the "play nice with the kids who jumped you from behind and stole your lunch money" song and dance. We have to stop giving airtime to these fools who conflate being good with being "nice." Nice is not Good. Nice is not making a fuss so your tormentors will go away.
That's why he made a bid for Wikipedia. They told the truth about him and got up his ass double. Wikipedia of course told him where to stick his offer.
December 30, 2024 at 5:10 PM
That's why he made a bid for Wikipedia. They told the truth about him and got up his ass double. Wikipedia of course told him where to stick his offer.
And he was still expected to turn "The Merchant of Venice" at the end of the fiscal month.
December 23, 2024 at 2:32 AM
And he was still expected to turn "The Merchant of Venice" at the end of the fiscal month.
What's the difference between a group of midget scientists and a women's track team? One of them is a cunning bunch of runts...
December 21, 2024 at 8:50 PM
What's the difference between a group of midget scientists and a women's track team? One of them is a cunning bunch of runts...
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a gynecologist? One of them snatches watches...
December 21, 2024 at 8:48 PM
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a gynecologist? One of them snatches watches...
Putin must be bribing Kim with oil and gas, cause he's got fuck-all else to trade with.
December 15, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Putin must be bribing Kim with oil and gas, cause he's got fuck-all else to trade with.
Eve: the original "Fuck Tha Police" OG.
December 15, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Eve: the original "Fuck Tha Police" OG.
There's nothing left. The other worm would starve to death!
December 15, 2024 at 12:39 AM
There's nothing left. The other worm would starve to death!
Don't worry, Elon's overstressed little elves are hard at work on the latest style in iron lung machines -- almost guaranteed not to explode!
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December 15, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Don't worry, Elon's overstressed little elves are hard at work on the latest style in iron lung machines -- almost guaranteed not to explode!