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eating PANCAKES and being SAVAGE
YOUNGFUTUREBACK
February 16, 2026 at 3:47 AM
"you're up early" bitch its baseball season, we are LOCKED IN
February 14, 2026 at 2:48 PM
DE GLONG DE GLONG, IT PROTEC U AND ME

IM ROLLIN WIT DE GLIZZY

IM ROLLIN WIT DE STRONG

I GOT 30 ROUNDS INSIDE MY BONG
February 11, 2026 at 6:41 AM
the pitch clock is the most important invention since the printing press
February 10, 2026 at 11:29 PM
they really want you to believe this dude isnt goated
February 10, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Timothee Chalamet Super Bowl Half Time 2027
February 9, 2026 at 6:02 AM
man its so sad the players all left the field to go watch the TPUSA half time show instead :(
February 9, 2026 at 5:34 AM
i made my cat watch the half time show and now he wont stop barking???
February 9, 2026 at 5:08 AM
right wing social media tonight is 100% "I HATE LEARNING FUCK I HATE GAINING KNOWLEDGE YOU CANT MAKE MEEEEE"
February 9, 2026 at 4:51 AM
gambling AI gambling AI, hey buy some AI Doritos sponsored by DRAFT KINGS

my brain is melting
February 9, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Reposted by Scoots
Bad Bunny crushes it at half time AND New England gets blown out. In dark times like these, how did we get so lucky?
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
it's Time
a man wearing an astros jacket holds a baseball in his hand
ALT: a man wearing an astros jacket holds a baseball in his hand
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:37 AM
the SNL weekend update guys doing a commercial that's literally just a 30 Rock bit just seems so gross idk
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
people will be 30 and post "reacting to Bohemian Rapsody for the first time" like dawg is this your first day on planet earth
February 7, 2026 at 5:46 AM
ima retard, wat can i say :)
February 6, 2026 at 11:57 PM
maybe 6 feet aint so far down
February 6, 2026 at 10:27 AM
40 water baby
February 4, 2026 at 6:52 AM
texting my 10 year old nephew videos of 10 year old koreans at the x-games and saying "you need to lock in"
February 3, 2026 at 8:57 PM
state of the union
February 2, 2026 at 8:51 PM
know who WASNT in the epstein files?

Harry Houdini. checkmate liberals
January 31, 2026 at 10:38 AM
white people recipe videos be like "and now we're gonna add 2 pounds of cream cheese and put it in the crock pot"
January 30, 2026 at 11:43 PM
starting tomorrow, we gotta stop playing games
a man in a baseball uniform is standing in front of a crowd of cheerleaders in a stadium .
ALT: a man in a baseball uniform is standing in front of a crowd of cheerleaders in a stadium .
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:35 AM
you can bring a whole rotisserie chicken on a plane, its totally allowed
January 29, 2026 at 7:34 PM
HAL STEINBRENNER YOUR FATHER WILL TORTURE YOU IN HELL
January 29, 2026 at 3:02 AM
they should make a show like The Bear but it's for hibachi
January 28, 2026 at 10:36 PM