Zubaja, the mediocre miniature painter
@zubaja.bsky.social
I love how much drip Chaos miniatures have, but why's it all pointy and small?!
August 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I love how much drip Chaos miniatures have, but why's it all pointy and small?!
Me before my ADHD meds:
"I've brought 3 novels with me on my two week long vacation. With any luck I shall finish 1.5 and will read the rest throughout the year!"
Me on ADHD meds:
"I have brought 3 novels with me on my two week long vacation. It is now week two and I have nothing left to read."
"I've brought 3 novels with me on my two week long vacation. With any luck I shall finish 1.5 and will read the rest throughout the year!"
Me on ADHD meds:
"I have brought 3 novels with me on my two week long vacation. It is now week two and I have nothing left to read."
August 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Me before my ADHD meds:
"I've brought 3 novels with me on my two week long vacation. With any luck I shall finish 1.5 and will read the rest throughout the year!"
Me on ADHD meds:
"I have brought 3 novels with me on my two week long vacation. It is now week two and I have nothing left to read."
"I've brought 3 novels with me on my two week long vacation. With any luck I shall finish 1.5 and will read the rest throughout the year!"
Me on ADHD meds:
"I have brought 3 novels with me on my two week long vacation. It is now week two and I have nothing left to read."
Comparing the response to Oblivion Remake's janky physics and, admittedly, hilarious bugs vs AC: Shadows minimal flaws (e.g. some of the EN Voice Acting, expected open-world bugs, etc.), I am wholly convinced nostalgia plays a role in how gamers see things.
And people just *really* hate Ubisoft.
And people just *really* hate Ubisoft.
April 24, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Comparing the response to Oblivion Remake's janky physics and, admittedly, hilarious bugs vs AC: Shadows minimal flaws (e.g. some of the EN Voice Acting, expected open-world bugs, etc.), I am wholly convinced nostalgia plays a role in how gamers see things.
And people just *really* hate Ubisoft.
And people just *really* hate Ubisoft.
I'll admit it. Assassin's Creed: Shadows made me tear up a little at the Act 1 finale cutscene.
April 8, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I'll admit it. Assassin's Creed: Shadows made me tear up a little at the Act 1 finale cutscene.
The Switch 2 lineup feels... Weak. Mario Kart World looks fantastic, don't get me wrong.
But the rest is upgraded Switch games for an additional fee if you own the originals?
I'll hold off on this one for now.
But the rest is upgraded Switch games for an additional fee if you own the originals?
I'll hold off on this one for now.
April 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The Switch 2 lineup feels... Weak. Mario Kart World looks fantastic, don't get me wrong.
But the rest is upgraded Switch games for an additional fee if you own the originals?
I'll hold off on this one for now.
But the rest is upgraded Switch games for an additional fee if you own the originals?
I'll hold off on this one for now.
Having an absolute blast playing AC: Shadows. The loot gremlin in me is pleased.
I am 10 hours in and it doesn't feel bloated like Valhalla was at that point.
The only gripe I have is how Pathfinder works in this game: previously, you could auto travel on horse, now it just shows the best route.
I am 10 hours in and it doesn't feel bloated like Valhalla was at that point.
The only gripe I have is how Pathfinder works in this game: previously, you could auto travel on horse, now it just shows the best route.
March 25, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Having an absolute blast playing AC: Shadows. The loot gremlin in me is pleased.
I am 10 hours in and it doesn't feel bloated like Valhalla was at that point.
The only gripe I have is how Pathfinder works in this game: previously, you could auto travel on horse, now it just shows the best route.
I am 10 hours in and it doesn't feel bloated like Valhalla was at that point.
The only gripe I have is how Pathfinder works in this game: previously, you could auto travel on horse, now it just shows the best route.
TGOC, or The Great Orange Cunt, is not only an apt acronym for POTUS, but also an onomatopoeia for the sound he makes when choking on Putin's dick.
They're spineless for ganging up on someone simply to squeeze out a deal for "peace", and then throw a tantrum when it doesn't work.
It's extortion.
They're spineless for ganging up on someone simply to squeeze out a deal for "peace", and then throw a tantrum when it doesn't work.
It's extortion.
March 1, 2025 at 7:53 AM
TGOC, or The Great Orange Cunt, is not only an apt acronym for POTUS, but also an onomatopoeia for the sound he makes when choking on Putin's dick.
They're spineless for ganging up on someone simply to squeeze out a deal for "peace", and then throw a tantrum when it doesn't work.
It's extortion.
They're spineless for ganging up on someone simply to squeeze out a deal for "peace", and then throw a tantrum when it doesn't work.
It's extortion.
Fucking bootlicks at Google changed this shit worldwide.
February 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Fucking bootlicks at Google changed this shit worldwide.
Too much USA political content on Instagram lately, so I'm trying to jerk my algorithm into a different direction.
I have now reached Japanese Woodworking and I am completely fine with that. It's very relaxing.
I have now reached Japanese Woodworking and I am completely fine with that. It's very relaxing.
February 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Too much USA political content on Instagram lately, so I'm trying to jerk my algorithm into a different direction.
I have now reached Japanese Woodworking and I am completely fine with that. It's very relaxing.
I have now reached Japanese Woodworking and I am completely fine with that. It's very relaxing.
From now on I'll refer to "The Gulf of Mexico" as "El Golfo de México".
And I will always do that simply because one fermented, carved Halloween pumpkin that's been out in the sun for too long does not have the sole authority to change its name so callously.
And I will always do that simply because one fermented, carved Halloween pumpkin that's been out in the sun for too long does not have the sole authority to change its name so callously.
January 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
From now on I'll refer to "The Gulf of Mexico" as "El Golfo de México".
And I will always do that simply because one fermented, carved Halloween pumpkin that's been out in the sun for too long does not have the sole authority to change its name so callously.
And I will always do that simply because one fermented, carved Halloween pumpkin that's been out in the sun for too long does not have the sole authority to change its name so callously.
My first two models of 2025, which I have dubbed "The year of Chaos" or two CSE Lords!
Ho'w your progress been thus far?
#warhammer #warhammer40k #warhammer40000 #miniatures #wargaming #chaos #chaosspacemarines
Ho'w your progress been thus far?
#warhammer #warhammer40k #warhammer40000 #miniatures #wargaming #chaos #chaosspacemarines
January 21, 2025 at 9:23 AM
My first two models of 2025, which I have dubbed "The year of Chaos" or two CSE Lords!
Ho'w your progress been thus far?
#warhammer #warhammer40k #warhammer40000 #miniatures #wargaming #chaos #chaosspacemarines
Ho'w your progress been thus far?
#warhammer #warhammer40k #warhammer40000 #miniatures #wargaming #chaos #chaosspacemarines
I don't post here often enough, so have some progress pics of my Chaos Lord! Almost close to completion and clocking in precious time between work, family and other hobbies!
This year for me is The Year of Chaos, where I'll be painting Chaos aligned minis only!
What're your hobby plans?
This year for me is The Year of Chaos, where I'll be painting Chaos aligned minis only!
What're your hobby plans?
January 9, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I don't post here often enough, so have some progress pics of my Chaos Lord! Almost close to completion and clocking in precious time between work, family and other hobbies!
This year for me is The Year of Chaos, where I'll be painting Chaos aligned minis only!
What're your hobby plans?
This year for me is The Year of Chaos, where I'll be painting Chaos aligned minis only!
What're your hobby plans?
Accidentally lowered my Gellar Field whilst in transit. Guess I'm joining Chaos.
January 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Accidentally lowered my Gellar Field whilst in transit. Guess I'm joining Chaos.
Been playing #marvelrivals as a support lately and I can say with full confidence... I suck at the role.
Not even blaming the spast duelists who. Can't. Stay. Still. For. One. Second. To. Get. Healed!
Time to let more experienced folks fill that role in my matches.
Not even blaming the spast duelists who. Can't. Stay. Still. For. One. Second. To. Get. Healed!
Time to let more experienced folks fill that role in my matches.
January 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Been playing #marvelrivals as a support lately and I can say with full confidence... I suck at the role.
Not even blaming the spast duelists who. Can't. Stay. Still. For. One. Second. To. Get. Healed!
Time to let more experienced folks fill that role in my matches.
Not even blaming the spast duelists who. Can't. Stay. Still. For. One. Second. To. Get. Healed!
Time to let more experienced folks fill that role in my matches.
With everything happening in the world right now, I found at applicable I dig out this classic from the depths of my phone's storage.
Use it as you see fit.
Use it as you see fit.
January 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
With everything happening in the world right now, I found at applicable I dig out this classic from the depths of my phone's storage.
Use it as you see fit.
Use it as you see fit.
Sometimes the subtlest change can impact how things are shown.
Such is the case with washes and shades over a mini.
Such is the case with washes and shades over a mini.
December 20, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Sometimes the subtlest change can impact how things are shown.
Such is the case with washes and shades over a mini.
Such is the case with washes and shades over a mini.
Accidental Louisiana
December 17, 2024 at 7:55 AM
Accidental Louisiana
"Babe, wake up! New Cyberpunk (no, I will not abbreviate that) 2077 minis dropped!"
"That's Necromunda."
"Oh. Still cool though".
Who else will paint these as Arasaka agents?
#warhammer #necromunda #warhammer40k
"That's Necromunda."
"Oh. Still cool though".
Who else will paint these as Arasaka agents?
#warhammer #necromunda #warhammer40k
December 9, 2024 at 4:38 PM
"Babe, wake up! New Cyberpunk (no, I will not abbreviate that) 2077 minis dropped!"
"That's Necromunda."
"Oh. Still cool though".
Who else will paint these as Arasaka agents?
#warhammer #necromunda #warhammer40k
"That's Necromunda."
"Oh. Still cool though".
Who else will paint these as Arasaka agents?
#warhammer #necromunda #warhammer40k
That feeling when you fix an obscure error that was holding back a release.
Thanks, NextJS, for telling me which page [object Object] was during the build process.
Very mindful. Very demure.
That was sarcasm.
Thanks, NextJS, for telling me which page [object Object] was during the build process.
Very mindful. Very demure.
That was sarcasm.
December 9, 2024 at 4:36 PM
That feeling when you fix an obscure error that was holding back a release.
Thanks, NextJS, for telling me which page [object Object] was during the build process.
Very mindful. Very demure.
That was sarcasm.
Thanks, NextJS, for telling me which page [object Object] was during the build process.
Very mindful. Very demure.
That was sarcasm.
So. I just slipped and fell in the middle of a crowded supermarket. How's your day been?
I'm going to hide in my home-office and never leave my house again.
I'm going to hide in my home-office and never leave my house again.
December 6, 2024 at 12:34 PM
So. I just slipped and fell in the middle of a crowded supermarket. How's your day been?
I'm going to hide in my home-office and never leave my house again.
I'm going to hide in my home-office and never leave my house again.
I love adding battle damage to minis, though to be honest, breaking off his hand wasn't part of the plan.
December 5, 2024 at 9:09 PM
I love adding battle damage to minis, though to be honest, breaking off his hand wasn't part of the plan.
Look at this chonky lad. Time to join the Horse Hearsay!
December 5, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Look at this chonky lad. Time to join the Horse Hearsay!
Space dwarf in the brush!
December 4, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Space dwarf in the brush!
My wife tasked me to hold down balls for the gift decoration this year so that sticky stuff can hold 'em in place.
It's a good thing I have years of experience in that regard.
It's a good thing I have years of experience in that regard.
December 3, 2024 at 10:10 PM
My wife tasked me to hold down balls for the gift decoration this year so that sticky stuff can hold 'em in place.
It's a good thing I have years of experience in that regard.
It's a good thing I have years of experience in that regard.
Was cleaning up my display and I found the DA Terminator mini of the month hiding, unfinished.
Always a surprise to find a forgotten, unfinished project.
Oops.
Always a surprise to find a forgotten, unfinished project.
Oops.
December 2, 2024 at 8:53 AM
Was cleaning up my display and I found the DA Terminator mini of the month hiding, unfinished.
Always a surprise to find a forgotten, unfinished project.
Oops.
Always a surprise to find a forgotten, unfinished project.
Oops.