there should be an app that tells you when you get a new freckle

why don't butterflies just go back in the cocoon when they're done flying around and be a worm again

there should be playgrounds where you're allowed to get drunk at

i think it would be cool if we had a president that ran up the jet bridge stairs to air force one on all fours like a dog

3M should have outlet stores where you can browse all one billion of their products. 14 aisles of electrical tape

getting real tired of magnets

this is my first post deal with it