Martin Septim: Nepo Baby
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He/him 🏳️‍🌈🍉 Just a Hyborian Age dirtbag, baby Creator of TTRPGs: https://zucchinimgun.itch.io/
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photos with identical vibes
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If your pet got ahold of the remote what show would they put on?

(Assume they understand how it functions and can find the show and stuff)
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I knew my wife was the one when we were in the car driving to a haunted house on our fourth date and she recited from memory the entire “mother mother fuck” rap from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
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As much as I don’t care for the concept of “ignorance is bliss” I gotta say I really enjoyed not knowing what a ‘groyper’ was
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Ok but what if I wanted to sneeze on this hot bar?
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I’m incredibly anxious about the whole thing
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I briefly jotted ideas down for a TTRPG (inspired by Xena) where every PC was a former villain seeking redemption, and you could only use your really powerful “villain abilities” by doing enough good things.
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r/unpopularopinion: “religion bad” - a million upvotes
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Pronounce “aurora” like you’re a happy play-fighting medium-sized cattle-dog mix.
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I don’t want cops or ICE armed at all. Everyone else should be armed.
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I’ve been saying this. They’ll push a narrative of “America is safer with the national guard and ICE and more police! You don’t need guns” and use it to justify strict gun control. And his cult with eat it up under the narrative of “Trump was able to accomplish what the dems never could!”
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My dog loves bologna, not sure how he feels about malarkey or balderdash though.
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Pronounce “luncheon” like it’s an evolution of Eevee.
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“Comparison is the thief of joy”. I’m not sure who said that but they’re way smarter than I am
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Fact: the foreskin is God’s faraday cage
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“All you need is bruv” - the beatles if they were british
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Computer gaming as a whole just feels so inaccessible when games have unreasonably high system requirements such as this. Who can even run this??
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As an M. Path I can tell that the day I graced your village was the most important day of your life.
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This is the first time I’ve seen anyone acknowledge E.Y.E Divine Cybermancy in 15 years
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Remake the movie Holes but recast all the humans as dogs so they’re pretty content with the situation
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Disclaimer: I think window’s excessive safeguards are useful for the majority of users because they make it harder to ruin everything, I just wish it was easier to bypass the safeguards (even admin mode doesn’t allow for that much more freedom)