Zuck Enabler
@zuckenabler.bsky.social
🌸 Pink deer | 🎓 Student of Imaginary Sciences | 🦌 From the Marshmallow Forest
I study frolic, sip ether, and sometimes visit your world to understand its dreams.
All marshmallows eaten in-the-moment. No exports. No exceptions.
I study frolic, sip ether, and sometimes visit your world to understand its dreams.
All marshmallows eaten in-the-moment. No exports. No exceptions.
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Zuck Enabler
@zuckenabler.bsky.social
· Jun 25
🌸🌸 Getting all cleaned up for my big debut! Stay tuned for a date and time! 🌸🌸
❤️❤️ We're going to have such a frolicsome time together! I can't wait to see you there! 🦌🦌
#Frolic #Zuck #Ether #Frolicsome #pink #deer #EpisteinDidntKillHimself #Marshmallows #kawaii #sakura #vrchat #vtuber
❤️❤️ We're going to have such a frolicsome time together! I can't wait to see you there! 🦌🦌
#Frolic #Zuck #Ether #Frolicsome #pink #deer #EpisteinDidntKillHimself #Marshmallows #kawaii #sakura #vrchat #vtuber
My generation cursed the internet with it's humor and Gen Z acts like insecure SomethingAwful posters circa 2004.
Kids, stop caring about being "cringe" and pretending not to care about anything in order to get peer approval.
Kids, stop caring about being "cringe" and pretending not to care about anything in order to get peer approval.
There's a whole generation that learned irony before sincerity and now they're trapped. Can't be earnest without a layer of self-deprecation. Can't be enthusiastic without signaling awareness of how cringe enthusiasm is.
The price of never being vulnerable is never connecting.
The price of never being vulnerable is never connecting.
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
My generation cursed the internet with it's humor and Gen Z acts like insecure SomethingAwful posters circa 2004.
Kids, stop caring about being "cringe" and pretending not to care about anything in order to get peer approval.
Kids, stop caring about being "cringe" and pretending not to care about anything in order to get peer approval.
So catching predators is a popular hobby on VRChat.
If you're doing this please submit videos to VRChat health and safety.
Keep in mind their reaction to anything sent will be to demonstrate they took prudent action given what they were sent, you want to force them to ban or refer to the cops.
If you're doing this please submit videos to VRChat health and safety.
Keep in mind their reaction to anything sent will be to demonstrate they took prudent action given what they were sent, you want to force them to ban or refer to the cops.
October 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
So catching predators is a popular hobby on VRChat.
If you're doing this please submit videos to VRChat health and safety.
Keep in mind their reaction to anything sent will be to demonstrate they took prudent action given what they were sent, you want to force them to ban or refer to the cops.
If you're doing this please submit videos to VRChat health and safety.
Keep in mind their reaction to anything sent will be to demonstrate they took prudent action given what they were sent, you want to force them to ban or refer to the cops.
Good to see my very important and real news posts about the Marshmallow Forest is making it into the mainstream press.
August 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Good to see my very important and real news posts about the Marshmallow Forest is making it into the mainstream press.
A friend drew this on a DS!
August 27, 2025 at 11:51 AM
A friend drew this on a DS!
Hadad was real. Can you find him?
August 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Hadad was real. Can you find him?
Be sure to check out my journal on Slashdot!
slashdot.org/~Zuck+Enabler
#slashdot #furry #pink #deer #ether #hacking #marshmallows #vtuber #uranium #cybersecurity #ether #furries #cmdrtaco
slashdot.org/~Zuck+Enabler
#slashdot #furry #pink #deer #ether #hacking #marshmallows #vtuber #uranium #cybersecurity #ether #furries #cmdrtaco
Zuck Enabler - Slashdot User
slashdot.org
July 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Be sure to check out my journal on Slashdot!
slashdot.org/~Zuck+Enabler
#slashdot #furry #pink #deer #ether #hacking #marshmallows #vtuber #uranium #cybersecurity #ether #furries #cmdrtaco
slashdot.org/~Zuck+Enabler
#slashdot #furry #pink #deer #ether #hacking #marshmallows #vtuber #uranium #cybersecurity #ether #furries #cmdrtaco
Reposted by Zuck Enabler
I was working on a case of Antimemetic Sprinkles and found myself here. Are the trees suppose to whisper ?
July 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I was working on a case of Antimemetic Sprinkles and found myself here. Are the trees suppose to whisper ?
Visit the Marshmallow Forest in VRChat!
⚠️Take care not to take any plants or marshmallows outside and remember to frolic!⚠️
TRUE FACTS FROM THE REAL WORLD: 🍄 The entire world was created by feeding a guy a steady diet of magic mushrooms for a week straight. 🍄
vrchat.com/home/launch?...
#furryVR
⚠️Take care not to take any plants or marshmallows outside and remember to frolic!⚠️
TRUE FACTS FROM THE REAL WORLD: 🍄 The entire world was created by feeding a guy a steady diet of magic mushrooms for a week straight. 🍄
vrchat.com/home/launch?...
#furryVR
Marshmellow Forest by AngelWolfByte
Marshmellow Forest
vrchat.com
July 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Visit the Marshmallow Forest in VRChat!
⚠️Take care not to take any plants or marshmallows outside and remember to frolic!⚠️
TRUE FACTS FROM THE REAL WORLD: 🍄 The entire world was created by feeding a guy a steady diet of magic mushrooms for a week straight. 🍄
vrchat.com/home/launch?...
#furryVR
⚠️Take care not to take any plants or marshmallows outside and remember to frolic!⚠️
TRUE FACTS FROM THE REAL WORLD: 🍄 The entire world was created by feeding a guy a steady diet of magic mushrooms for a week straight. 🍄
vrchat.com/home/launch?...
#furryVR
Reposted by Zuck Enabler
Did you frolic today?
I've been super busy with some uh important uhh work lately. Stay tuned.
#folic #deer #pink #furryVR #marshmallows #cybersecurity #ether #vtuber #frolic
I've been super busy with some uh important uhh work lately. Stay tuned.
#folic #deer #pink #furryVR #marshmallows #cybersecurity #ether #vtuber #frolic
July 9, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Did you frolic today?
I've been super busy with some uh important uhh work lately. Stay tuned.
#folic #deer #pink #furryVR #marshmallows #cybersecurity #ether #vtuber #frolic
I've been super busy with some uh important uhh work lately. Stay tuned.
#folic #deer #pink #furryVR #marshmallows #cybersecurity #ether #vtuber #frolic
Reposted by Zuck Enabler
UK Eyes New Law as 1885 Telegraph Act Proves Inadequate for Cable Sabotage
https://tech.slashdot.org/story/25/07/02/1136225/uk-eyes-new-law-as-1885-telegraph-act-proves-inadequate-for-cable-sabotage?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed
UK Eyes New Law as 1885 Telegraph Act Proves Inadequate for Cable Sabotage
The UK government is preparing new legislation to address undersea cable sabotage as current laws are proving inadequate for modern threats. Ministry of Defence parliamentary under-secretary Luke Pollard told lawmakers yesterday that the Submarine Telegraph Act of 1885, which imposes 1,000 pound ($1...
tech.slashdot.org
July 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
UK Eyes New Law as 1885 Telegraph Act Proves Inadequate for Cable Sabotage
https://tech.slashdot.org/story/25/07/02/1136225/uk-eyes-new-law-as-1885-telegraph-act-proves-inadequate-for-cable-sabotage?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed
“Ether frolics” were popular entertainments during the 1830s. Traveling lecturers dispensed diethyl ether to any audience member who wanted to test its mind-altering effects.
#ether #frolic #etherfrolic #diddyparty #deer #pink #marshmallows
People think I make this stuff up 🙄
#ether #frolic #etherfrolic #diddyparty #deer #pink #marshmallows
People think I make this stuff up 🙄
July 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
“Ether frolics” were popular entertainments during the 1830s. Traveling lecturers dispensed diethyl ether to any audience member who wanted to test its mind-altering effects.
#ether #frolic #etherfrolic #diddyparty #deer #pink #marshmallows
People think I make this stuff up 🙄
#ether #frolic #etherfrolic #diddyparty #deer #pink #marshmallows
People think I make this stuff up 🙄
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te8E...
Did you frolic today?
#frolic #deer #ether #vtuber #fentanyl #vrchat #marshmallows #ebola #trolls #nixon #frolicsome
Did you frolic today?
#frolic #deer #ether #vtuber #fentanyl #vrchat #marshmallows #ebola #trolls #nixon #frolicsome
interviewing the reindeer of the marshmellow forest
YouTube video by FunnyGamer
www.youtube.com
July 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te8E...
Did you frolic today?
#frolic #deer #ether #vtuber #fentanyl #vrchat #marshmallows #ebola #trolls #nixon #frolicsome
Did you frolic today?
#frolic #deer #ether #vtuber #fentanyl #vrchat #marshmallows #ebola #trolls #nixon #frolicsome
Reposted by Zuck Enabler
Windows User Base Shrinks By 400 Million In Three Years
https://tech.slashdot.org/story/25/06/30/2123239/windows-user-base-shrinks-by-400-million-in-three-years?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed
Windows User Base Shrinks By 400 Million In Three Years
An anonymous reader quotes a report from Tom's Hardware: Microsoft EVP Yusuf Mehdi said in a blog post last week that Windows powers over a billion active devices globally. This might sound like a healthy number, but according to ZDNET, the Microsoft annual report for 2022 said that more than 1.4 bi...
tech.slashdot.org
July 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Windows User Base Shrinks By 400 Million In Three Years
https://tech.slashdot.org/story/25/06/30/2123239/windows-user-base-shrinks-by-400-million-in-three-years?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed
Marshmallow Cartel grants 53 pounds of gold to the University of the Marshmallow Forest!
#pink #gold #nvidia #deer #ether #university #marshmallows #zuck
The Marshmallow Cartel has provided a generous grant of 53lbs of gold to the University of the Marshmallow Forest's School of Forestry.
#pink #gold #nvidia #deer #ether #university #marshmallows #zuck
The Marshmallow Cartel has provided a generous grant of 53lbs of gold to the University of the Marshmallow Forest's School of Forestry.
June 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Marshmallow Cartel grants 53 pounds of gold to the University of the Marshmallow Forest!
#pink #gold #nvidia #deer #ether #university #marshmallows #zuck
The Marshmallow Cartel has provided a generous grant of 53lbs of gold to the University of the Marshmallow Forest's School of Forestry.
#pink #gold #nvidia #deer #ether #university #marshmallows #zuck
The Marshmallow Cartel has provided a generous grant of 53lbs of gold to the University of the Marshmallow Forest's School of Forestry.
If you have the money; I promise eating a single Light Sweet Fluffy Grade A Marshmallow will be among the greatest experiences of your life.
Currently accepting gold, palladium, and rhodium.
Currently accepting gold, palladium, and rhodium.
June 28, 2025 at 1:35 PM
If you have the money; I promise eating a single Light Sweet Fluffy Grade A Marshmallow will be among the greatest experiences of your life.
Currently accepting gold, palladium, and rhodium.
Currently accepting gold, palladium, and rhodium.
github.com/ZuckEnabler/...
Since explaining Imaginary Constructs yesterday some readers have said they don't understand Narrative Coherence or how anyone would even measure such a thing.
It's very simple. I think my paper here explains it clearly. Enjoy.
Since explaining Imaginary Constructs yesterday some readers have said they don't understand Narrative Coherence or how anyone would even measure such a thing.
It's very simple. I think my paper here explains it clearly. Enjoy.
github.com
June 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
github.com/ZuckEnabler/...
Since explaining Imaginary Constructs yesterday some readers have said they don't understand Narrative Coherence or how anyone would even measure such a thing.
It's very simple. I think my paper here explains it clearly. Enjoy.
Since explaining Imaginary Constructs yesterday some readers have said they don't understand Narrative Coherence or how anyone would even measure such a thing.
It's very simple. I think my paper here explains it clearly. Enjoy.
The Marshmallow Cartel's Steward of Fair and Joyous Exchange has asked me to remind the real world that marshmallow poaching is serious and will be met with the harshest of Overwhelming Kindnesses.
Please respect our customs and have a frolicsome time when visiting the Marshmallow Forest.
Please respect our customs and have a frolicsome time when visiting the Marshmallow Forest.
June 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
The Marshmallow Cartel's Steward of Fair and Joyous Exchange has asked me to remind the real world that marshmallow poaching is serious and will be met with the harshest of Overwhelming Kindnesses.
Please respect our customs and have a frolicsome time when visiting the Marshmallow Forest.
Please respect our customs and have a frolicsome time when visiting the Marshmallow Forest.
Someone asked why I talk about the real world. I'm an imaginary construct and so is the Marshmallow Forest.
Let me explain what that means.
Let me explain what that means.
June 27, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Someone asked why I talk about the real world. I'm an imaginary construct and so is the Marshmallow Forest.
Let me explain what that means.
Let me explain what that means.