Kansas City Chiefs YOU are the pale horse of the new American epoch of misery

How much wood could a wood woad load if a wood woad could load wood

All my followers are fake, but these posts are real and from the heart

I sure do love being in a hospital and hearing quite literally every other person sitting in waiting areas talk about their insurance woes during a time they’re already struggling with their own or a loved one’s pain. System’s great man, nothing to see here

Very big fan of meandering around the house in a bathrobe like a sitcom dad

Going to do pilates at the gym and getting really confused when nobody else brings their lance of Longinus

Half-Life 2 still absolutely owns dude. I’m so happy kid me decided to get the orange box for the 360 on a whim. Game only gets better with age and I beg you valve for more single player games.

Am I petty and wanted the Mets to lose for knocking out the Brewers? Yes, but at what cost has this occurred…

Man, I wish I could get persimmons year-round. I love you you mild-flavored funny looking tomatoes

At last, my illustrious posting history can begin. Surely I will regret nothing