“(Ribbon worms have separate sexes, and although B has not been definitively tested, researchers suspect the worm is male due to what appear to be numerous testes.)”
That would do it …

I don't know. Spite, maybe? It always sends me into a little panic.

Maybe the key is to stylize it somewhat or at least signpost it better.

I dunno. It takes an iconic image and reimagines it in our modern times. Maybe it could be confusing/misleading if you don’t know anything about Tiananmen Square. But I (perhaps foolishly) hope most people do.

“I spoke to real Americans who are scared and angry. I also got some emails.”

I hear we are being greeted as liberators.

A golden oldie.

Trump also appointed all the members of the board - breaking with tradition by dismissing those selected by previous presidents.

Ladies and gentlemen, the New York Times newsroom is only 66% white. We have a national crisis here.

"In less than a decade, the entire face of the industry changed. The New York Times newsroom has gone from 57 percent male and 78 percent white in 2015 to 46 percent male and 66 percent white in 2024."
Imagine seeing this stat and thinking, yes, this proves my point that it's tough for white guys.

Man plays out his midlife crisis in print.

Moose out front should have told her.

I’m pretty sure the White House has mandated that the Constitution font is now Times New Roman.

Yes, but have you considered what you’d be giving up?

Yes. Yes it is.

Get pummeled by them while hoping they turn their back on an airplane propellor?

That Henry Ford wasn’t traded to Detroit is a travesty.

Who doesn’t like some ausgraben?