I'm honestly not even mad about it. I love that kids are still being silly kids, ya know?

I got the most amazing fluorite sphere on Etsy. I am so in love with this thing!!

Also I love that you can see my partner and my dog playing in the background, lol

#crystals #uvrocks #fluorite

My partner and I were talking about how gross Elon Musk and his father are, and I dropped this little pearl of wisdom:

"The road apple doesn't fall far from the horse's ass."

First day as a clown stripper: "What's this in my pants?" *Pulls out string of connected thongs*

My love for you is like the math problem from Mean Girls. The limit does not exist. 😘

"Dear Maria, Count Me In" is just pop punk "My Maria" (and I love both equally ❤️)

Andrew Tate looks like one of the geico cavemen with mange, lol

Elon Musk is what Bruce Wayne would have grown up to be if his parents hadn't been pew pewed.

I am a normal girl with normal hobbies 😂

Another

So hey. I'm Zydrate Girl, and I really love rocks and radioactive/uv reactive glass. That's probably what I'll mostly post about, but I am a very, very liberal member of the LGBTQ+ community, and a huge advocate for equal and women's rights. Bigots aren't welcome here. #prettyrocks #crystals

Remember in the movie “Aliens” when no one listened to the woman and then everyone died? That’s what the vibe feels like right now.