“Most people have gaydar but I have foreskin receptors” -E.B.

“I felt a disturbance in the homophobic force” -M.S.

“my spirit animal is me high off of 3 edibles at 4 am... granted that could be someone’s sleep paralysis demon as well” -R.B.

“we CAN kink shame hitler!” -M.W.

“the NCAA breeds alcoholics” -K.H.

“i don’t have nightmares i have nostalgia” -C.E.

“2 inches long, 12 inches wide they call me the dinner plate” -T.F.

“real G’s move in scilence” -H.F.

I exist only to be a little court jester trying to appease the nobles. Except you’re unfortunately the funniest jester in all the land… So I pale in comparison - G.S.

popped a white monster and 2 zyns I'm cooking rn -P.D.