Karoline
@zzwerg.bsky.social
When your dog gets fixated in destroying a ball at the dog park, you spend 10 minutes getting it away from her because you really want her to play instead of destroying the ball and eating the pieces, give the ball back to its owner, and they immediately throw it back to your dog. 😑
January 4, 2026 at 4:27 PM
When your dog gets fixated in destroying a ball at the dog park, you spend 10 minutes getting it away from her because you really want her to play instead of destroying the ball and eating the pieces, give the ball back to its owner, and they immediately throw it back to your dog. 😑
@knowledgefight.bsky.social episode #1047: You guys (and I guess Busey) just unlocked a childhood memory with that memory game. Thanks for the nostalgia.
Ten lyrical, spherical, diabolical denizens of the deep skulking around the corner with the quim, quiver, and a quay all at the same time.
Ten lyrical, spherical, diabolical denizens of the deep skulking around the corner with the quim, quiver, and a quay all at the same time.
June 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
@knowledgefight.bsky.social episode #1047: You guys (and I guess Busey) just unlocked a childhood memory with that memory game. Thanks for the nostalgia.
Ten lyrical, spherical, diabolical denizens of the deep skulking around the corner with the quim, quiver, and a quay all at the same time.
Ten lyrical, spherical, diabolical denizens of the deep skulking around the corner with the quim, quiver, and a quay all at the same time.
(Pol Pot Pt. 3): Please do not eat human livers. That's a good way to get vitamin A poisoning. Just stick to muscle like a normal person. 👍🫀 @iwriteok.bsky.social @coolzonemedia.bsky.social
May 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
(Pol Pot Pt. 3): Please do not eat human livers. That's a good way to get vitamin A poisoning. Just stick to muscle like a normal person. 👍🫀 @iwriteok.bsky.social @coolzonemedia.bsky.social
Not me using the same internet handle for 20 years because Gmail required 6 characters so I just doubled the first one and realizing yesterday that my cousin, Zach, might want to use his first initial and last name for stuff too. 🤦♀️😬
March 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Not me using the same internet handle for 20 years because Gmail required 6 characters so I just doubled the first one and realizing yesterday that my cousin, Zach, might want to use his first initial and last name for stuff too. 🤦♀️😬
And I quote, "you didn't tell me to stir the coffee."
December 11, 2024 at 7:50 PM
And I quote, "you didn't tell me to stir the coffee."
Out of context quote of the day:
"I didn't realize there would be so much screwing involved."
"I didn't realize there would be so much screwing involved."
April 14, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Out of context quote of the day:
"I didn't realize there would be so much screwing involved."
"I didn't realize there would be so much screwing involved."
I just got some new glasses with cable temples, and these things are SECURE. I definitely understand why this style was designed for the military and also used for toddlers. I could do headstands and they wouldn't budge.
#eyeglasses #p3frames
#eyeglasses #p3frames
March 14, 2024 at 4:20 PM
I just got some new glasses with cable temples, and these things are SECURE. I definitely understand why this style was designed for the military and also used for toddlers. I could do headstands and they wouldn't budge.
#eyeglasses #p3frames
#eyeglasses #p3frames
Reposted by Karoline
What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?
...oh sheet!
...oh sheet!
March 13, 2024 at 7:26 PM
What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?
...oh sheet!
...oh sheet!
It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. It'll still be stationary.
(From The Last of Us)
(From The Last of Us)
March 12, 2024 at 12:58 PM
It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. It'll still be stationary.
(From The Last of Us)
(From The Last of Us)
Why did Bach have to sell his organ?
...because he was baroque.
(Found in Erasure by Percival Everett)
...because he was baroque.
(Found in Erasure by Percival Everett)
March 11, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Why did Bach have to sell his organ?
...because he was baroque.
(Found in Erasure by Percival Everett)
...because he was baroque.
(Found in Erasure by Percival Everett)