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zzxxoo.bsky.social
@zzxxoo.bsky.social
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@jonbois.bsky.social watching basketball
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Text generated in the style of a Zohran Mamdani campaing sign, reading "George Michael Bluth for Mr. Manager"
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Text generated in the style of a Zohran Mamdani campaing sign, reading "Blueberries for Sal"
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Text generated in the style of a Zohran Mamdani campaing sign, reading "Star Wars will be a great movie for me to poop on!"
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Text generated in the style of a Zohran Mamdani campaing sign, reading "An orange peanut for me? I accept you"
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Text generated in the style of a Zohran Mamdani campaing sign, reading "The player formerly known as mousecop"
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Hey, this IS fun! homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/f...
Text generated in the style of a Zohran Mamdani campaing sign, reading "Bat for Lashes"
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Phone images from a recent hike.
Four light green fern fronds with brown leaf litter in the unfocused background. The fronds are zig-zag shaped with highly branched darker green vasculature in each zig. Closeup of a bright red, yellow, and black leaf. There is a hole in the leaf through which a bright green spiky plant is peeking. Closeup of a skinny tree trunk with an eye-shaped textured pattern. Half of the trunk is painted over with a blue color. The blue paint is part of a blaze mark to indicate the path of the hiking trail. Closeup of bright green moss fronds with a brown leaf tip entering the frame at the bottom and terminating near the center.
October 18, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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I wasn't able to take the whole day off but I did get to cancel a meeting and leave early. And ice cream happened eventually.
A hand holding a soft serve ice cream cone. A few licks are already gone from the cone because I have no self control. The ice cream is tan because it was pumpkin pie flavor. Yes, this was the entirety of my dinner.
September 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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You know, one of these
Still frame from The Simpsons. A gigantic truck (the truck truck truck) is shown carrying a load of normal-sized flatbed tractor-trailers, which in turn are each carrying a load of 6 cars.
September 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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What happened to Charlie Kirk was a tragedy but
September 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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What happened to Charlie Kirk was a tragedy, but @jonbois watching baseball
A picture of a baseball game with the batter, catcher and umpire in their usual stances and the pitcher lying on his back with his legs in the air.
September 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Bahahahah... they used the Twitter logo!
September 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Meme with a Vikings logo that says, in order, "oh boy am i excited to watch my favorite team play", then "im going to kill myself", and finally "nice we won"
September 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Some abstract photography from last summer's trip to the Oregon coast. I loved capturing all of the subtle patterns and textures of the mingling sand and water on this windy day.

(You may need to view the full images to get the framing right)
Black and white photo of a creek flowing across a packed sandy beach. The edge of the creek is a short sand cliff casting a dark shadow. The image is framed so that only a portion of the creek is visible, and the sand cliff runs from the bottom left corner towards the top right before suddenly curving back left and ending at the top left corner. Sunlit ripples are present in the water. Black and white image of a creek entering the ocean on a sandy beach. The creek makes an S-shape from the bottom left towards the top right, and is covered in ripples from its shallow flow. In the distance, dark rocks dot the beach and the ocean. An abstract black and white photo of sand and water textures. Regions of different textures appear to converge at the bottom left corner of the image. Black and white photo of a piece of driftwood on a sandy beach. A small sand dune has deposited behind the driftwood due to wind action. The rest of the sand in the image has subtle textures also due to wind action.
August 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Perhaps they consumed too many edibles and elixirs
Sign from the original Applebee's restaurant. The text says "T.J. Applebee's Edibles & Elixirs". Also depicted are two hot air balloons and some trees and roads.
August 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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I hope you got to have a bite before someone ruined it
July 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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"Light mode haters do you read books that look like this yea that's what I thought" Image of a book with black pages and white text @meme_zar bro really said this then showed us the sickest looking book ever
June 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Found some more of them
May 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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I mean, yes?
May 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Sure, who needs inspectors when we have high school students?
April 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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A film that takes place where you're from
A screenshot of the animated short "Sweet Cuppin' Cakes" from Homestarrunner. It depicts a scene in the 2000's era Flash animation style, featuring a black starry sky cut off by jagged pink peaks and an infinite checkerboard grid floor. Surreal characters are depicted including a squarish tan block with Greek-style decorations wearing Christmas ornaments, the character Strong Bad with his head replaced by a Casio musical keyboard, a round blue thing with darker blue spots and yellow flippers, a crudely drawn talking wheelchair, and a worm in a hole in the floor.
April 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Quote-skeet with a photo you took in a national park
Black and white photo of the path along Ubehebe Crater in Death Valley National Park. A walking trail leads up a slop to Little Ubehebe Crater, ad the top of which a tiny human silhouette can be seen. In the background is a snow-laced mountain. Sagebrush dots the side of the slope to the right, and to the left the rock layers of the crater wall are visible.
February 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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At least let us choose from the Bristol Stool Scale levels
Drawings of the seven types of stool of the Bristol Stool Scale.
February 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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February 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM