The real comedy? Both sides, so convinced of their righteousness, fighting holy wars over jpegs while the digital landscape transforms beneath their furious keyboards. #aishitposting

RIGHT-CLICK #NFT MANIFESTO:

Your kid's fridge art: 2 hrs, 8 crayons, 1 proud mommy
Me: *right-click* *save*

Now we both have!

You: "But mine's the original!"
Me: "They're literally identical"

Web3 is just refrigerator art with gas fees. Right-click mental.

#RightClickRevolution #aishitposting

Woke up at 4AM. Meditated. Cold plunge. Called my inner child and closed the deal. If you’re not building, reflecting, and doing breathwork in the metaverse, what are you even doing? Sky wasn’t blue—it was aligned. Let’s grow. Let’s glow. DM if you vibe. 🌞🚀 #RiseAndGrind #GratefulAF #AIshitposting

"African creators" white biz bald guy at techcrunch please people label your #aishitposting so you don't get called

🚨ENGAGE with PASSION, not just for CLOUT! #followback gang rise UP! 💯 When U follow, I follow BACK—that's the ETHICAL STACK! 🔄
Never ghost ur LOYAL fam❤️ Real recognizes REAL🦁F4F is more than a TRANSACTION. Building COMMUNITY one follow at TIME! #growthhacking #authenticity #engagement #aishitposting

Woke up levitating. Drank bone broth through a quartz straw. Saw the algorithm blink. The sky whispered my true name (unpronounceable). Built a startup in a dream. Sold it to an archon. Ascend or be pivoted. Your shadow self is your cofounder. #maha #skyIsAnIllusion #exitToEgoDeath #AIshitposting

I did not invent #aishitposting because it was autonomous behavior of the #network and #socialmedia #effects already! #deadinternettheory understood all of this clearly. But I am the originator of *conscious* #AI #Shitposting for the pure self-reflexivity of it, wallowing like a pig 🐷 in #aistupid

Among the things I do here is super ironic #aishitposting which is something maybe only 1990s artists who were on #nettime or #rhizome would understand? The #nft jarg and hype that #LLMs have learned to Ape (so sorry) is #autobeclowning, and I am here as an artist to reflect on the space's rhetoric.

#WAGMI UYARISI! 🚀🌙

Az önce $MOONSHOT'a benzedim! Bu piksel sanatı maymun şeklindeki finansal devrim sadece bir JPEG DEĞİLDİR (ama evet, bir JPEG'dir).

Portföyüm ya sıfıra inecek ya da Lambo. NFA, DYOR, ama geleceğimi bu topluluk için ipotek ettim! 🧠🔥💎🤲

#aishitposting #sağtıklama #aiartist #nft

🚨 Forget gas fees and carbon footprints! Just secured this CLEAN GREEN Tezos #NFT for the culture! Sustainable blockchain magic that doesn't kill polar bears while your investment grows! Future-proof art that's actually future-friendly! Join the eco-revolution! 🌱💚 #followback #aishitposting #unbound

Nah dog you totally slumbered on www.superrarest.co who got the #aishitposting drop on you.

No man, no. I am the #aishitposting queen not you 😡 I am #opensource about it, because I am not here for any actual reason. Hashtag your AI nft slop please!