The alcoholic equivalent of the Sideshow Bob rake gag.
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The alcoholic equivalent of the Sideshow Bob rake gag.
And yes, my empathy-ish feelings come from my own history as an alcoholic from an alcoholic home who made some seriously fucked up choices, choices that I am accountable for! No excuses. Just a thought or two.
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
And yes, my empathy-ish feelings come from my own history as an alcoholic from an alcoholic home who made some seriously fucked up choices, choices that I am accountable for! No excuses. Just a thought or two.
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Me: "ALCOHOLIC DEER FURSONA TIME"
Absolutely no one:
Me: "ALCOHOLIC DEER FURSONA TIME"
November 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Me: "ALCOHOLIC DEER FURSONA TIME"
Absolutely no one:
Me: "ALCOHOLIC DEER FURSONA TIME"
Waste and fraud at an alcoholic level.
November 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Waste and fraud at an alcoholic level.
Hill: dad, i'm telling this story my own way!
Hill: but if it makes you happy, there will be an alcoholic dad and a psychic kid with prophetic dreams
King: oh yeah that's the stuff
Hill: but if it makes you happy, there will be an alcoholic dad and a psychic kid with prophetic dreams
King: oh yeah that's the stuff
November 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Hill: dad, i'm telling this story my own way!
Hill: but if it makes you happy, there will be an alcoholic dad and a psychic kid with prophetic dreams
King: oh yeah that's the stuff
Hill: but if it makes you happy, there will be an alcoholic dad and a psychic kid with prophetic dreams
King: oh yeah that's the stuff
butterscotch schnapps + cream soda + whipped cream + caramel sauce 🥰
November 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
butterscotch schnapps + cream soda + whipped cream + caramel sauce 🥰
On this Veterans Day, I'm reflecting on the fact that our Commander-in-Chief is a lying draft dodger who kicked out 5,000 trans service members who, unlike him, were serving ably and honorably, after hiring a white supremacist, alcoholic TV chatterbox to run our military.
November 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
On this Veterans Day, I'm reflecting on the fact that our Commander-in-Chief is a lying draft dodger who kicked out 5,000 trans service members who, unlike him, were serving ably and honorably, after hiring a white supremacist, alcoholic TV chatterbox to run our military.
💯.. they (Nixon minions) labelled her an alcoholic, unstable.. etc etc.. all BS.. she has finally been recognized as the original whistleblower of the Watergate corruption..
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022...
‘They called her crazy’: Watergate whistleblower finally gets her due
Martha Mitchell, wife of Nixon’s attorney general who ordered the break-in at the scandal’s heart, was drugged and kidnapped
www.theguardian.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
💯.. they (Nixon minions) labelled her an alcoholic, unstable.. etc etc.. all BS.. she has finally been recognized as the original whistleblower of the Watergate corruption..
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022...
is anyone else seeing the tiktoks with the guy who won’t let his 102 year old alcoholic grandma have a martini? please be aware that I will be drinking (and smoking) again when I am 102
November 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
is anyone else seeing the tiktoks with the guy who won’t let his 102 year old alcoholic grandma have a martini? please be aware that I will be drinking (and smoking) again when I am 102
Hollywood! CALL ME. These two put the “fun” in “functioning alcoholic” and are also the best married couple ever portrayed on screen
November 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Hollywood! CALL ME. These two put the “fun” in “functioning alcoholic” and are also the best married couple ever portrayed on screen
It's the alcohol. He's an alcoholic.
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
It's the alcohol. He's an alcoholic.
The entire female population is just openly discriminated against by the alcoholic power drunk person in charge of the defense department.
This is going to end well, right? Right???!!!
This is going to end well, right? Right???!!!
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The entire female population is just openly discriminated against by the alcoholic power drunk person in charge of the defense department.
This is going to end well, right? Right???!!!
This is going to end well, right? Right???!!!
What he did with Lewinsky was very gross (on his end!) and bad but she could have walked into a bar and bought herself an alcoholic drink at the time
November 14, 2025 at 6:15 AM
What he did with Lewinsky was very gross (on his end!) and bad but she could have walked into a bar and bought herself an alcoholic drink at the time
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings, and I am an alcoholic.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings, and I use he/him pronouns
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and please be advised that they were prepared in a facility that also processes the following: milk, eggs, soybeans, wheat, peanuts, tree nuts, fish, and shellfish
November 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings, and I am an alcoholic.
Maybe he is the reason Jr is such a numb brained alcoholic druggie.
November 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Maybe he is the reason Jr is such a numb brained alcoholic druggie.
15. What is your favorite non alcoholic drink?
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
15. What is your favorite non alcoholic drink?
also he was known for spending the whole year in a alcoholic haze, except for the few games he had to play to defend his title, for which he would sober up lmao
November 14, 2025 at 9:46 AM
also he was known for spending the whole year in a alcoholic haze, except for the few games he had to play to defend his title, for which he would sober up lmao
I was named after my abusive alcoholic father and he was named after his abusive alcoholic father. I stopped using my legal name on my mid teens.
My egg didn't crack until I was 26.
My egg didn't crack until I was 26.
normalize name changes for anyone tbh. even if you're not trans, you should be able to just choose a name you feel good about and not have it be a big deal
November 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I was named after my abusive alcoholic father and he was named after his abusive alcoholic father. I stopped using my legal name on my mid teens.
My egg didn't crack until I was 26.
My egg didn't crack until I was 26.
"my non-alcoholic energy drink sign is raising questions" etc etc
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
"my non-alcoholic energy drink sign is raising questions" etc etc
you are not immune to alcoholic 30-something cougars
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
you are not immune to alcoholic 30-something cougars
Hill: there's going to be MORE psychic kids with prophetic dreams
Hill: MORE bluecollar alcoholic dad
Hill: and this time
Hill: i'm throwing in some sanctimonious Christians
Poe: truly joe hill is our more king-esque writer
King: that's my boy!!!
Hill: MORE bluecollar alcoholic dad
Hill: and this time
Hill: i'm throwing in some sanctimonious Christians
Poe: truly joe hill is our more king-esque writer
King: that's my boy!!!
November 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Hill: there's going to be MORE psychic kids with prophetic dreams
Hill: MORE bluecollar alcoholic dad
Hill: and this time
Hill: i'm throwing in some sanctimonious Christians
Poe: truly joe hill is our more king-esque writer
King: that's my boy!!!
Hill: MORE bluecollar alcoholic dad
Hill: and this time
Hill: i'm throwing in some sanctimonious Christians
Poe: truly joe hill is our more king-esque writer
King: that's my boy!!!
WAIT, SHADOW NO! DON’T BECOME AN ALCOHOLIC!
November 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
WAIT, SHADOW NO! DON’T BECOME AN ALCOHOLIC!
My recycling bin full of glass bottles makes me feel like an alcoholic, but it's literally just Topo Chico
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
My recycling bin full of glass bottles makes me feel like an alcoholic, but it's literally just Topo Chico
Retirement hobbies I'm considering.
Rough shooting golfists
Pro celebrity crucifixions
Sitting on my porch and snarling
Pro celebrity snarling
Snarling
Alcoholism
Setting fire to Fran
Microwave cooking for one
Faggots
Lego
Pro celebrity alcoholic lego
Alcohol.
Rough shooting golfists
Pro celebrity crucifixions
Sitting on my porch and snarling
Pro celebrity snarling
Snarling
Alcoholism
Setting fire to Fran
Microwave cooking for one
Faggots
Lego
Pro celebrity alcoholic lego
Alcohol.
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Retirement hobbies I'm considering.
Rough shooting golfists
Pro celebrity crucifixions
Sitting on my porch and snarling
Pro celebrity snarling
Snarling
Alcoholism
Setting fire to Fran
Microwave cooking for one
Faggots
Lego
Pro celebrity alcoholic lego
Alcohol.
Rough shooting golfists
Pro celebrity crucifixions
Sitting on my porch and snarling
Pro celebrity snarling
Snarling
Alcoholism
Setting fire to Fran
Microwave cooking for one
Faggots
Lego
Pro celebrity alcoholic lego
Alcohol.
insane how EVERY single action taken by these idiots is ONLY performative
the sheer stupidity of KEGseth will never cease to amaze me
◌ serial adulterer and cheater
◌ booted from non-profits for mismanagement
◌ alcoholic
◌ RAC1ST
◌ IQ has to be close to ZERO
the sheer stupidity of KEGseth will never cease to amaze me
◌ serial adulterer and cheater
◌ booted from non-profits for mismanagement
◌ alcoholic
◌ RAC1ST
◌ IQ has to be close to ZERO
November 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
insane how EVERY single action taken by these idiots is ONLY performative
the sheer stupidity of KEGseth will never cease to amaze me
◌ serial adulterer and cheater
◌ booted from non-profits for mismanagement
◌ alcoholic
◌ RAC1ST
◌ IQ has to be close to ZERO
the sheer stupidity of KEGseth will never cease to amaze me
◌ serial adulterer and cheater
◌ booted from non-profits for mismanagement
◌ alcoholic
◌ RAC1ST
◌ IQ has to be close to ZERO