Trump Admin’s Historically Long Shut Down: Passes On Pain Of Airline Flight Cuts To Consumers.

There was no movie on this flight but there was a show and the kids got an eyefull. New Yorkers got an eyefull of a joyride by a naked man floating down the Hudson. And fans of South Park's season premiere were treated to an "Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-Weenie, Little Presidential Peenie".  In this Midweek BONUS Episode... - TSA: 'Stop Hiding Animals in Weird Places' - Doctor's Notes Are No Longer Excusing Absences from School - PERVY Couple on a Plane Arrested For Mile High Oral Sex in Front of Kids - Women Can Request Women Uber Drivers - Thief Takes Naked Boat Joyride and Uses a Disguise to Escape - And OK Deputy Arrested for DUI While Operating Patrol Vehicle' - Jacksonville, FL Subway Manager Locks Up 10-y/o Girl in Store For Walking On His Just-Mopped Floor - Airline Anarchy: easyJet Passenger Yells, ‘I’ve Got a Bomb!’, Threatens Trump and Passengers Tackle Him; Southwest Flight Drops 500 Ft. Avoiding ‘Midair Collision’; Delta Pilot Arrested by ICE; Wheel Fire Causes Aborted Takeoff; and Missing Baggage Returned With Random Stuff Inside - FL Home Has Message "You F***ed With The Wrong Girl" Written On It After Being Destroyed - Genius P.R. Move or Pure Stupidity? Chris Martin's Ex-Wife Gwyneth Paltrow Joins Astronomer As "Temporary Spokesperson" Following Coldplay Kiss Cam Drama - What's the Most Creative Way to Say You Have to Poop? - Serial Butt-Sniffer Arrested Again…in California - UK Man Arrested By Armed Police For Carrying Gardening Tools - New Zealand Cat, 'Leonardo da Pinchy', Steals Neighbors' Underwear Criminal Genius Wanted by Police Posts ‘Hide-And-Seek’ Taunt on Social Media, Leading Cops Right to Him - Chuck E. Cheese Mascot Arrested—Right In Front of The Kids - Naked Man Found Inside the Minnesota State Senate Chamber - "South Park" Shows President Trump's “Tiny Wiener” In Season Premiere and Yes, the White House Hit Back - Naked Oklahoma Man Breaks Into Home, Then Jumps in Pond - A FL Golfer Beat Up Another Golfer for Playing Too Slowly - MA Woman Attacked by Raccoon on Her Back Deck And get the latest stupid spin on current events with the Insane Week In Review as well as finding out this week's 7 stupendous stupidity in this week's Genius Awardsi!

Modern airline boarding isn’t a process.

Modern airline boarding isn’t a process.