I demand that all states amend their laws to not prosecute ASF for speeding after 2025.
December 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I demand that all states amend their laws to not prosecute ASF for speeding after 2025.
Omg not sure what’s better than AltSpaceForce altering my reality.
🥳
🥳
December 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Omg not sure what’s better than AltSpaceForce altering my reality.
🥳
🥳
Top secret communication:
AltSpaceForce will always be the favorite due to that Han Solo gif gifted to me early on when I was young and impressionable. 💕
AltSpaceForce will always be the favorite due to that Han Solo gif gifted to me early on when I was young and impressionable. 💕
December 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Top secret communication:
AltSpaceForce will always be the favorite due to that Han Solo gif gifted to me early on when I was young and impressionable. 💕
AltSpaceForce will always be the favorite due to that Han Solo gif gifted to me early on when I was young and impressionable. 💕
Very kind, AltStateGov! I will let him know!
[AltStateGov closing in on AltSpaceForce as all time favorite alt…]
[AltStateGov closing in on AltSpaceForce as all time favorite alt…]
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Very kind, AltStateGov! I will let him know!
[AltStateGov closing in on AltSpaceForce as all time favorite alt…]
[AltStateGov closing in on AltSpaceForce as all time favorite alt…]
Omg might be the best gif an alt ever popped over my way! 🩷
Well, except for that epic one from AltSpaceForce…but I digress.
Well, except for that epic one from AltSpaceForce…but I digress.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Omg might be the best gif an alt ever popped over my way! 🩷
Well, except for that epic one from AltSpaceForce…but I digress.
Well, except for that epic one from AltSpaceForce…but I digress.
Shoot! I had a fire to put out this morning and completely forgot! Was going to ask you who is funnier, AltSpaceForce or AltFDA
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Shoot! I had a fire to put out this morning and completely forgot! Was going to ask you who is funnier, AltSpaceForce or AltFDA
Note to self: AltSpaceForce is now the roadrunner and I'm the coyote.
November 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Note to self: AltSpaceForce is now the roadrunner and I'm the coyote.
Thanks, AltSpaceForce!
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Thanks, AltSpaceForce!
Thanks to AltSpaceForce, I'll never hear the Bob Marley song the same way ever again. 😅
November 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Thanks to AltSpaceForce, I'll never hear the Bob Marley song the same way ever again. 😅
It's cool to find that I made the Top 8 friends. /s
November 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
It's cool to find that I made the Top 8 friends. /s
As a newer AltGov account (April 2025), I'll chime in, too! Sidenote, I'm not a fed, but a state government worker (stated in my bio).
If you ever see any AltGov account in that starter pack do anything you deem shady or grifting, call us out on it and ask questions. And tag altspaceforce.
If you ever see any AltGov account in that starter pack do anything you deem shady or grifting, call us out on it and ask questions. And tag altspaceforce.
October 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
As a newer AltGov account (April 2025), I'll chime in, too! Sidenote, I'm not a fed, but a state government worker (stated in my bio).
If you ever see any AltGov account in that starter pack do anything you deem shady or grifting, call us out on it and ask questions. And tag altspaceforce.
If you ever see any AltGov account in that starter pack do anything you deem shady or grifting, call us out on it and ask questions. And tag altspaceforce.
October 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Now AltSpaceForce, spill the beans about what you know about 6G and the “golden dome”. Bwahahaha.
October 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Now AltSpaceForce, spill the beans about what you know about 6G and the “golden dome”. Bwahahaha.
Blackberry Dr Pepper is AltSpaceForce approved!
a nasa astronaut giving a thumbs up sign
Alt: a nasa astronaut giving a thumbs up sign
media.tenor.com
October 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Blackberry Dr Pepper is AltSpaceForce approved!
Deliberately ignored that whole part of yesterday’s news cycle, avoided every summary. Did appreciate AltSpaceForce pointing out the Grindr crash, but otherwise? Meh. I don’t need to make myself overly mad in my spare time, plenty of that happens at work.
September 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Deliberately ignored that whole part of yesterday’s news cycle, avoided every summary. Did appreciate AltSpaceForce pointing out the Grindr crash, but otherwise? Meh. I don’t need to make myself overly mad in my spare time, plenty of that happens at work.
This is why AltSpaceForce is my favorite Alt. 🥰
Shhhh…. 🤫
Shhhh…. 🤫
September 22, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This is why AltSpaceForce is my favorite Alt. 🥰
Shhhh…. 🤫
Shhhh…. 🤫
If AltSpaceForce asks me to do it, I do it.
Please sign the letter for our HHS colleagues and spread the word across the various platforms.
#AltCitizen
#AltCitizen
NPHC & FBF stand united w/ CDC, NIH, & other HHS agencies in formal dissent of HHS Sec Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. & his political rhetoric that led to Aug 8 attack on CDC & his response.
Help ensure safety of public servants.
Hold RFK Jr accountable by signing the letter: savehhs.org
#HHSUnited #SaveHHS
Help ensure safety of public servants.
Hold RFK Jr accountable by signing the letter: savehhs.org
#HHSUnited #SaveHHS
August 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If AltSpaceForce asks me to do it, I do it.
AltSpaceForce tells it like it is.
The Trump Administration has declared that Washington DC is awash in unchecked crime.
Through diligent investigation, following the facts to where they lead, I can confidently say that I have found the epicenter of this crime wave to be at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Please exercise caution in this area.
Through diligent investigation, following the facts to where they lead, I can confidently say that I have found the epicenter of this crime wave to be at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Please exercise caution in this area.
August 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
AltSpaceForce tells it like it is.
:: blinks ::
I did not have "AltSpaceForce agrees with a tweet from MTG" on my bingo card.
"It’s the most truthful and easiest thing to say that Oct 7th in Israel was horrific and all hostages must be returned, but so is the genocide, humanitarian crisis, and starvation happening in Gaza."
I did not have "AltSpaceForce agrees with a tweet from MTG" on my bingo card.
"It’s the most truthful and easiest thing to say that Oct 7th in Israel was horrific and all hostages must be returned, but so is the genocide, humanitarian crisis, and starvation happening in Gaza."
July 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
:: blinks ::
I did not have "AltSpaceForce agrees with a tweet from MTG" on my bingo card.
"It’s the most truthful and easiest thing to say that Oct 7th in Israel was horrific and all hostages must be returned, but so is the genocide, humanitarian crisis, and starvation happening in Gaza."
I did not have "AltSpaceForce agrees with a tweet from MTG" on my bingo card.
"It’s the most truthful and easiest thing to say that Oct 7th in Israel was horrific and all hostages must be returned, but so is the genocide, humanitarian crisis, and starvation happening in Gaza."
AltSpaceForce being crazy again!
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😊
July 15, 2025 at 4:13 AM
AltSpaceForce being crazy again!
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😊
Oh this is the same one altspaceforce maintains.
I am not going to attempt to make my own 😆 🤣
I am not going to attempt to make my own 😆 🤣
July 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Oh this is the same one altspaceforce maintains.
I am not going to attempt to make my own 😆 🤣
I am not going to attempt to make my own 😆 🤣
Point, game, set, and match to AltSpaceForce! That concludes Bluesky for today. Please leave in an orderly manner. Thank you.
two trophies sit on a table in front of a stadium
ALT: two trophies sit on a table in front of a stadium
media.tenor.com
July 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Point, game, set, and match to AltSpaceForce! That concludes Bluesky for today. Please leave in an orderly manner. Thank you.
I have my official AltSpaceForce shirt and wear it often to protest!
June 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I have my official AltSpaceForce shirt and wear it often to protest!